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(Super-Flyweight) Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" defeated Test Slugger 500 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, May 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Test Slugger 500!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 tries a right roundhouse to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Old Man Joe tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Slugger 500 leaps aside.
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-Old Man Joe launches a right to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Old Man Joe hammers Slugger 500 with a series of punches to the head. Slugger 500 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Old Man Joe takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Slugger 500 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 13 of 34 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 10-9


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Old Man Joe tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a straight right to the head!!
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+Old Man Joe scores with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Slugger 500 is hurt!
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-Old Man Joe fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Slugger 500 ties him up.
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-Old Man Joe paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Slugger 500 paws a left to the stomach, but Old Man Joe narrowly avoids it
-Old Man Joe throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Slugger 500 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 11 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 20-18


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 9 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 30-27


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 40-36


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 50-45


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 probes with a left jab to the head, but Old Man Joe hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 7 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 60-54


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 tries a series of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 7 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 70-63


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 9 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 80-72


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Old Man Joe stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 90-81


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 lashes out with a jab to the eye, but Old Man Joe deftly avoits it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 9 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 100-90


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

+Old Man Joe jolts Slugger 500 with a series of quick punches to the temple!!
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-Old Man Joe probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Old Man Joe charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Slugger 500 covers himself well.
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Old Man Joe smashes Slugger 500 with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 14 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 110-99


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

-Old Man Joe probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Old Man Joe nails Slugger 500 with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Old Man Joe launches a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 11 of 35 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 120-108


Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 500 doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 120-108

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" wins by decision!