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(Super-Heavyweight) Dodge Made Me Do It defeated Angry Byrd by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, April 08, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 627 pounds (284 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 892 pounds (405 kilograms) is Dodge Made Me Do It!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

+Angry grazes Dodge with a mean roundhouse to the chest.
+Angry throws a pair of hard blows to the face!!
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+Angry pounds Dodge with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Angry strikes with a furious uppercut to the chin!
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-Angry probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Dodge wallops Angry with a stiff jab to the mouth.
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+Angry rocks Dodge with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Angry throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Angry pokes Dodge with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dodge fires a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Dodge hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Angry takes charge with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Angry nails Dodge with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Angry throws a right jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Dodge punches Angry with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dodge jolts Angry with a volley of punches to the chin!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Angry tags Dodge with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 39 of 54 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 23 of 33 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-9


Angry doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Dodge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Angry charges with a roundhouse to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Angry hits Dodge with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Angry rocks Dodge with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Dodge hurts Angry with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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-Dodge throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Angry narrowly avoids it
-Angry lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dodge narrowly avoids it
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+Angry hits Dodge with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Dodge annoys Angry with a series of mean punches to the mouth!! Angry gets mad!
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+Angry nails Dodge with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Angry tosses a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!!
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+Dodge lands a volley of nasty punches to the head.
-Angry tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Dodge tosses a volley of punches to the jaw. Angry gets mad!
+Angry whacks Dodge with a series of quick punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 39 of 59 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 25 of 32 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dodge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Angry lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Dodge hurts Angry with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Angry smacks Dodge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dodge laughs!
+Angry strikes with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dodge lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Angry annoys Dodge with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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-Angry tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
+Dodge tattoos Angry with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Angry hurts Dodge with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Angry probes with a straight right to the head, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
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+Dodge throws a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Angry punches Dodge with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Dodge hammers Angry with a series of punches to the eye.
-Angry attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dodge steps aside and laughs.
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-Angry throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Angry attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dodge blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 32 of 55 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 26 of 31 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 29-28


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dodge annoys Angry with a vicious left to the eye.
Dodge lands a ferocious uppercut and Angry's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Angry struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Angry connects with a mean sweeping right to the mouth.
+Angry tags Dodge with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
-Angry lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dodge backs out of it.
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+Dodge hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the face.
-Angry paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Angry jars Dodge with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Dodge solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Angry laughs!
+Dodge hits Angry with a hard straight right to the head!
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-Angry throws a right jab to the head, but Dodge blocks.
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-Angry attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Angry attacks with a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Angry charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Angry tosses a loud jab to the stomach.
+Dodge wallops Angry with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
+Dodge hits with a stiff right to the eye.
+Angry drills Dodge with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Angry paws a left to the nose, but fails to score.
+Angry attacks with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Angry jolts Dodge with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Angry strikes with a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Angry fires a right left to the head, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
+Angry smashes Dodge with a light left to the head.
+Dodge thumps Angry with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dodge hurts Angry with a stiff jab to the temple.
-Angry attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Angry hits Dodge with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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+Angry connects with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 42 of 90 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 29 of 31 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-8

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 39-36


Angry is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Angry is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dodge hits Angry with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Dodge lands a terrific right cross to the jaw and Angry is knocked out of the ring!!

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Angry struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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-Angry lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Dodge steps aside and laughs.
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+Dodge tosses a pair of nasty punches to the head.
+Angry stuns Dodge with a volley of solid punches to the face. Dodge backpedals to his own corner.
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+Angry slams Dodge with a series of punches to the eye. Dodge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dodge hits with a volley of punches to the face.
-Angry paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dodge covers himself well.
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+Dodge connects with a volley of punches to the face.
-Angry throws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Dodge fires a pair of commanding punches to the face. Angry hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Angry fires a pair of glancing punches to the jaw!
-Angry lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Angry hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!! Dodge laughs!
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-Angry charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Angry tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dodge smacks Angry with a jab to the eye!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Angry lands a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus!
+Angry tags Dodge with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
+Dodge clocks Angry with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 29 of 62 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 27 of 32 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-8

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 49-44


Angry is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Angry moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dodge stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Angry lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Angry lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dodge throws a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
Dodge lands a quick left smash to the jaw and Angry lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Dodge Made Me Do It wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Angry looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 4: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 3: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 4: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-8

Dodge Made Me Do It wins by a knockout!


          

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