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(Super-Middleweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" defeated geoff the destroyer by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Friday, March 31, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 163 pounds (74 kilograms) is geoff the destroyer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Simple Simon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Geoff covers up.

-Simple Simon throws a volley of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Simple Simon attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Simple Simon hits with a pair of shots to the chin. Geoff doesn't seem bothered.
Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simple Simon hits Geoff with a mean uppercut to the ribs.
+Geoff suprises Simple Simon with a series of heavy shots to the head!
Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simple Simon probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Geoff takes it in the forearms.
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-Simple Simon charges with a right left to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Geoff escapes.
-Simple Simon attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Simple Simon suprises Geoff with a barrage of loud blows to the nose!!
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-Simple Simon fires a barrage of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
+Simple Simon fires a series of light blows to the eye.
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+Simple Simon thumps Geoff with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth!!
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-Simple Simon paws a pair of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Simple Simon tries a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Simple Simon probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
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-Simple Simon fires a uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Simple Simon launches a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Simple Simon fires a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus. Geoff grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 25 of 76 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Simple Simon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Geoff covers up.

-Simple Simon attacks with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Geoff ties him up.
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-Simple Simon attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Geoff stays away from it.
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+Simple Simon whacks Geoff with a volley of mean blows to the ribs. Geoff quickly recovers.
+Geoff hits with a volley of vicious blows to the chin! Simple Simon shakes his head to clear it.
Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simple Simon tries to land a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Simple Simon attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Geoff ducks.
+Simple Simon pokes Geoff with a series of shots to the stomach.
-Simple Simon tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but Geoff ducks.
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-Simple Simon attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Geoff escapes.
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Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simple Simon suprises Geoff with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon charges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Geoff ducks.
+Simple Simon attacks with a commanding hook to the jaw.
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Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon attempts a right left to the mouth, but fails to score.
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Geoff tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simple Simon attempts a barrage of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 22 of 81 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
-Simple Simon tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Geoff steps aside and laughs.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Geoff blocks.
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-Simple Simon paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
-Simple Simon tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Simple Simon thumps Geoff with a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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-Simple Simon throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but Geoff hides behind his gloves.
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+Geoff hits with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 42 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 30-27


Simple Simon doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Geoff covers up.

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+Simple Simon attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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-Simple Simon tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Simple Simon attempts a straight right to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Simple Simon launches a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Simple Simon lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Geoff steps aside and laughs.
-Simple Simon attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Geoff steps aside.
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+Geoff fires a series of blows to the jaw. Simple Simon gets mad!
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+Simple Simon smacks Geoff with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 10 of 39 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 40-36


Simple Simon doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Simple Simon staggers Geoff with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Simple Simon tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
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-Simple Simon probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Geoff pops Simple Simon with a flurry of powerful shots to the eye.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Simple Simon lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
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-Simple Simon throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 9 of 42 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 50-45


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Geoff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Geoff covers up.

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+Geoff takes charge with a pair of blows to the face. Simple Simon retreats to the far corner.
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-Simple Simon fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Simple Simon probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Geoff covers himself well.
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-Simple Simon probes with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Simple Simon fires a left cross to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Simple Simon jars Geoff with a volley of punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 10 of 41 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 60-54


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Geoff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Geoff leaps aside.
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-Simple Simon charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Geoff escapes.
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-Simple Simon tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Geoff quickly backs away.
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+Geoff hurts Simple Simon with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+Simple Simon punches Geoff with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a right hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 9 of 43 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 70-63


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Geoff remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Simple Simon throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Geoff covers up.

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+Simple Simon strikes with a barrage of solid roundhouses to the mouth!
Simple Simon lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Geoff is knocked out of the ring!!

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Geoff struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Geoff throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Geoff ducks.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a straight right to the nose, but Geoff ducks.
+Geoff strikes with a pair of painful punches to the temple. Simple Simon hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Geoff tags Simple Simon with a pair of painful shots to the face.
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-Simple Simon probes with a pair of uppercuts to the head, but misses.
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-Simple Simon tries a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Simple Simon annoys Geoff with a barrage of glancing crosses to the chin. Geoff gets mad!
Simple Simon lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Geoff goes down!!

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Geoff struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of crosses to the chin, but Geoff escapes.
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+Simple Simon nails Geoff with a series of stiff uppercuts to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 11 of 38 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 80-70


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Geoff grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Simple Simon throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Geoff covers up.

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+Geoff slams Simple Simon with a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
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-Simple Simon throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Geoff backs out of it.
+Simple Simon stuns Geoff with a flurry of loud roundhouses to the mouth.
Simple Simon lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Geoff is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Geoff is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" wins by a knockout!