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(Super-Bantamweight) Gong "I like turtles" Pagong defeated Michael Sphincter by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, March 14, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Gong "I like turtles" Pagong!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Michael Sphincter!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

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+I Like Turtles suprises Sphincter with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Sphincter tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+I Like Turtles lands a sweeping right to the chin.
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-Sphincter throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but I Like Turtles ducks just in time.
+I Like Turtles scores with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Sphincter sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+I Like Turtles whacks Sphincter with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Sphincter probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but I Like Turtles backs out of it.
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+Sphincter jolts I Like Turtles with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Sphincter hits with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+I Like Turtles catches Sphincter with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+I Like Turtles tattoos Sphincter with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Sphincter quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 31 of 31 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 11 of 32 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 10-9


I Like Turtles doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sphincter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

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-Sphincter tries a cross to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Sphincter attacks with a right hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+I Like Turtles lands a off balance straight right to the jaw. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+I Like Turtles backs up Sphincter with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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-Sphincter tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but I Like Turtles blocks.
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+Sphincter attacks with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
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+I Like Turtles staggers Sphincter with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles slams Sphincter with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+I Like Turtles strikes with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles whacks Sphincter with a volley of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 31 of 31 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 9 of 34 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 20-18


I Like Turtles doesn't even want to rest!

Sphincter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

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-Sphincter lashes out with a right to the ribs, but I Like Turtles blocks.
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-Sphincter fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but I Like Turtles escapes.
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-Sphincter launches a series of shots to the ribs, but I Like Turtles ties him up.
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+I Like Turtles hammers Sphincter with a stinging roundhouse to the mouth. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sphincter jars I Like Turtles with a flurry of shots to the chest!!
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+I Like Turtles strikes with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!
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+I Like Turtles throws a quick left to the face. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sphincter throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but I Like Turtles ties him up.
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+I Like Turtles tosses a series of punches to the temple. Sphincter covers up.
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+I Like Turtles annoys Sphincter with a series of punches to the eye.
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+I Like Turtles whacks Sphincter with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 32 of 32 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 8 of 33 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 30-27


I Like Turtles doesn't even want to rest!

Sphincter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

+I Like Turtles thumps Sphincter with a left to the ribs.
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-Sphincter tries a left sweeping right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+I Like Turtles hits with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Sphincter sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Sphincter staggers I Like Turtles with a pair of glancing punches to the chest!!
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-Sphincter throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+I Like Turtles fires a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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-Sphincter lunges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
-Sphincter attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Sphincter launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but I Like Turtles ducks.
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+I Like Turtles jars Sphincter with a volley of punches to the jaw. Sphincter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+I Like Turtles stuns Sphincter with a series of punches to the face. Sphincter ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 31 of 32 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 6 of 33 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 40-36


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sphincter is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

+I Like Turtles shakes Sphincter with a volley of light punches to the ribs!
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+I Like Turtles throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Sphincter attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but I Like Turtles backs out of it.
-Sphincter charges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+I Like Turtles throws Sphincter with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Sphincter jolts I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+I Like Turtles fires a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+I Like Turtles tags Sphincter with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Sphincter shakes his head to clear it.
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+I Like Turtles takes charge with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+I Like Turtles throws a flurry of stiff blows to the jaw. Sphincter shakes his head to clear it.
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-Sphincter throws a hook to the chest, but I Like Turtles backs out of it.
-Sphincter launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but I Like Turtles quickly backs away.
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+I Like Turtles jars Sphincter with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 29 of 29 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 7 of 34 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 50-45


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sphincter is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

+I Like Turtles jars Sphincter with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Sphincter probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but I Like Turtles escapes.
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+Sphincter smacks I Like Turtles with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Sphincter lashes out with I Like Turtles with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+I Like Turtles tags Sphincter with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+I Like Turtles hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Sphincter probes with a right hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+I Like Turtles suprises Sphincter with a volley of punches to the temple!
-Sphincter charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but I Like Turtles escapes.
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-Sphincter lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sphincter fires a volley of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+I Like Turtles tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 33 of 33 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 5 of 31 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 60-54


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sphincter is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

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-Sphincter lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but I Like Turtles ducks just in time.
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-Sphincter fires a volley of right blows to the ribs, but I Like Turtles beats a hasty retreat.
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+I Like Turtles punches Sphincter with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Sphincter fires a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Sphincter charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+I Like Turtles slams Sphincter with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles scores with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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+I Like Turtles hits with a barrage of punches to the chin! Sphincter doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 31 of 31 punches, and Michael Sphincter landed 5 of 33 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 70-63


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sphincter looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

I Like Turtles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sphincter is brawling. (inside)

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-Sphincter attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sphincter charges with a left to the temple, but I Like Turtles beats a hasty retreat.
+I Like Turtles annoys Sphincter with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+I Like Turtles hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
I Like Turtles lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Sphincter goes over backwards!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Like Turtles connects with a series of vicious shots to the nose.
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+I Like Turtles thumps Sphincter with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
I Like Turtles lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Sphincter's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Sphincter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Sphincter paws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Sphincter tosses a series of blows to the nose.
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+I Like Turtles throws a series of stiff punches to the nose.
I Like Turtles lands a tremendous left cross to the jaw and Sphincter is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Gong "I like turtles" Pagong wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sphincter collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 4: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 5: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 6: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 4: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 5: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 6: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 4: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 5: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 6: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong wins by a knockout!


          

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