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(Heavyweight) Dan "the Thank You" Man defeated Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, February 25, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is Dan "the Thank You" Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

The Thank You comes out fighting.
The Squirrel stays outside and uses his jab.

+The Thank You lashes out with a flurry of furious shots to the temple. The Squirrel doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Thank You tags The Squirrel with a volley of vicious blows to the chin.
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+The Squirrel scores with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
+The Thank You hurts The Squirrel with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple. The Squirrel sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
The Thank You lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and The Squirrel is flattened!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Thank You annoys The Squirrel with a pair of furious punches to the temple!
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-The Thank You paws a left sweeping right to the chin, but goes wide.
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+The Squirrel pounds The Thank You with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus!
+The Squirrel takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+The Squirrel throws a sweeping right to the chest.
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-The Thank You tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but misses.
+The Squirrel hits with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+The Thank You pounds The Squirrel with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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+The Thank You punches The Squirrel with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 27 of 41 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 25 of 33 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-8

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 10-8


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

The Squirrel doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel backpedals and jabs.

+The Thank You hits with a series of blows to the temple. The Squirrel asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Squirrel paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-The Thank You launches a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but The Squirrel ducks just in time.
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+The Thank You clocks The Squirrel with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Thank You solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+The Thank You lands a series of shots to the jaw.
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+The Squirrel throws a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squirrel pops The Thank You with a sweeping right to the stomach.
+The Thank You pummels The Squirrel with a stinging sweeping right to the jaw. The Squirrel doesn't seem bothered.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You connects with a powerful straight right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 30 of 39 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 14 of 24 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 20-17


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

The Squirrel doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel stays outside and uses his jab.

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+The Squirrel fires a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+The Thank You stuns The Squirrel with a barrage of strong shots to the chin.
-The Thank You throws a volley of punches to the head, but The Squirrel covers himself well.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squirrel pummels The Thank You with a series of punches to the ribs.
+The Thank You staggers The Squirrel with a flurry of glancing shots to the ribs.
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+The Squirrel hammers The Thank You with a jab to the ribs!!
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+The Squirrel pummels The Thank You with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Thank You hits with a series of quick shots to the jaw.
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+The Thank You hits with a flurry of painful blows to the face.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You nails The Squirrel with a series of commanding shots to the chin!
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+The Thank You lands a heavy roundhouse to the temple.
+The Thank You wakes up the fans with a series of loud shots to the mouth. The Squirrel shakes his head to clear it.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Squirrel lunges with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but The Thank You stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 29 of 45 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 21 of 32 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 30-26


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squirrel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel stays outside and uses his jab.

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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Thank You pops The Squirrel with a series of off balance blows to the jaw. The Squirrel retreats to the far corner.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Squirrel wallops The Thank You with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+The Squirrel annoys The Thank You with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Squirrel jolts The Thank You with a quick jab to the chest.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Squirrel lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+The Squirrel slams The Thank You with a nasty cross to the solar plexus.
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+The Squirrel shakes The Thank You with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 6 of 8 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 23 of 30 punches.

Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 39-36


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squirrel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Squirrel lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+The Squirrel rocks The Thank You with a mean right to the ribs! The Thank You is hurt!
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+The Thank You drills The Squirrel with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+The Thank You smacks The Squirrel with a barrage of shots to the head.
The Thank You lands a decisive right punch in the nose and The Squirrel is knocked down!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Thank You lands a series of blows to the stomach.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squirrel annoys The Thank You with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the temple!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+The Squirrel staggers The Thank You with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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+The Squirrel backs up The Thank You with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+The Squirrel hits with a flurry of vicious shots to the eye.
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+The Squirrel smashes The Thank You with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+The Thank You hits with a flurry of quick shots to the nose.
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+The Squirrel belts The Thank You with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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The fighters circle.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Thank You annoys The Squirrel with a pair of heavy punches to the chin!!
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+The Squirrel throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 28 of 28 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 46 of 59 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-8

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 49-44


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squirrel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel covers up.

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+The Thank You fires a nasty jab to the chin. The Squirrel shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Thank You hammers The Squirrel with a pair of nasty blows to the head.
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+The Thank You hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Thank You tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Thank You tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Thank You rocks The Squirrel with a series of blows to the chest.
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-The Thank You probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 23 of 40 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 5 of 7 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 59-53


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squirrel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel covers up.

The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squirrel pops The Thank You with a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
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+The Thank You lands a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs!
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-The Thank You lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-The Thank You launches a left to the stomach, but The Squirrel ducks just in time.
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+The Thank You scores with a pair of glancing blows to the nose. The Squirrel covers up.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Thank You charges with a right cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Thank You lands a series of quick punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 17 of 33 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 69-62


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squirrel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel fights inside. (inside)

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+The Thank You punches The Squirrel with a left to the nose.
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+The Squirrel pokes The Thank You with a flurry of blows to the mouth! The Thank You hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Squirrel pokes The Thank You with a barrage of hard shots to the head. The Thank You falls against the ropes!
+The Squirrel smashes The Thank You with a volley of nasty shots to the head.
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+The Thank You lashes out with a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
+The Thank You staggers The Squirrel with a barrage of blows to the face.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squirrel jars The Thank You with a barrage of shots to the face.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-The Squirrel attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but only hits air.
+The Thank You tosses a volley of blows to the face. The Squirrel quickly recovers.
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+The Thank You connects with a pair of blows to the head.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Thank You hits with a nasty uppercut to the temple.
+The Thank You backs up The Squirrel with a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth! The Squirrel doesn't notice.
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+The Thank You hurts The Squirrel with a stinging cross to the eye.
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+The Thank You stuns The Squirrel with a pair of mean shots to the face!!
The Thank You lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and The Squirrel's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Thank You lands a volley of loud shots to the chin.
The Thank You lands a blood spattering haymaker and The Squirrel is knocked down!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Squirrel hits The Thank You with a volley of blows to the head.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Squirrel fires a left hook to the nose, but The Thank You takes it in the forearms.
+The Squirrel annoys The Thank You with a series of shots to the face.
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+The Thank You tags The Squirrel with a volley of heavy shots to the jaw.
+The Thank You strikes with a stiff roundhouse to the nose. The Squirrel falls against the ropes!
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+The Thank You pokes The Squirrel with a pair of commanding blows to the jaw.
+The Squirrel tags The Thank You with a series of heavy shots to the jaw.
+The Squirrel wallops The Thank You with a pair of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 50 of 50 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 30 of 61 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-7

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 79-69


The Thank You grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squirrel is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Thank You attempts a straight right to the face, but loses his balance.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Thank You charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but The Squirrel steps aside.
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+The Thank You connects with a off balance cross to the eye.
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+The Thank You hammers The Squirrel with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 15 of 23 punches, and Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon landed 4 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 89-78


The Thank You grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squirrel is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

The Thank You clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squirrel stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+The Thank You pops The Squirrel with a barrage of shots to the head.
+The Thank You hits with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+The Thank You annoys The Squirrel with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!
+The Squirrel hammers The Thank You with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. The Thank You gets mad!
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You grazes The Squirrel with a barrage of heavy blows to the head!
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The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You pops The Squirrel with a vicious right to the face.
The Thank You lands a terrific right blow to the temple and The Squirrel is knocked out of the ring!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Squirrel tags The Thank You with a pair of painful punches to the temple. The Thank You is hurt!
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+The Squirrel hits The Thank You with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
The Squirrel tries to attack, but The Thank You hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Thank You hits The Squirrel with a volley of powerful shots to the temple.
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+The Thank You catches The Squirrel with a glancing hook to the jaw.
The Thank You lands a mighty haymaker and The Squirrel's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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The Squirrel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Thank You hits with a series of punches to the temple.
The Thank You lands a thundering blow to the temple and The Squirrel is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Dan "the Thank You" Man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Thank You grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squirrel is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-7
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-7
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Rocky "The Squirrel" Raccoon 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-8
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-7
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man wins by a knockout!