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(Super-Lightweight) Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" defeated Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, February 09, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+The Squealer hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+The Squealer takes charge with a pair of shots to the chin!
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mike The Mailman throws a barrage of solid blows to the eye.
+The Squealer wallops Mike The Mailman with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer throws a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but The Squealer leaps aside.
+The Squealer annoys Mike The Mailman with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Mike The Mailman tags The Squealer with a commanding left to the face! The Squealer is hurt!
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+The Squealer nails Mike The Mailman with a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
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+The Squealer staggers Mike The Mailman with a hard cross to the face.
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-Mike The Mailman charges with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+The Squealer throws a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Mike The Mailman backpedals to his own corner.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a series of punches to the chin, but The Squealer stays away from it.
+The Squealer punches Mike The Mailman with a jab to the mouth. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Squealer annoys Mike The Mailman with a volley of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 14 of 29 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 38 of 38 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 10-9


Mike The Mailman doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Squealer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but The Squealer escapes.
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+The Squealer lands a pair of shots to the chin! Mike The Mailman falls against the ropes!
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+The Squealer jolts Mike The Mailman with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth.
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-Mike The Mailman paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but The Squealer backs out of it.
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+The Squealer hits with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+The Squealer wakes up the fans with a solid jab to the nose. Mike The Mailman doesn't seem bothered.
+Mike The Mailman smacks The Squealer with a series of painful blows to the solar plexus. The Squealer ignores it.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer lands a pair of glancing blows to the jaw. Mike The Mailman is hurt!
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+The Squealer attacks with a series of punches to the face!!
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a straight right to the ribs, but The Squealer takes it in the forearms.
+Mike The Mailman hits The Squealer with a flurry of blows to the ribs. The Squealer seems wobbly!
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Squealer blocks.
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+The Squealer hits with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 11 of 30 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 37 of 38 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 20-18


Mike The Mailman doesn't even want to rest!

The Squealer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Squealer jars Mike The Mailman with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+The Squealer takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the face. Mike The Mailman backpedals to his own corner.
+The Squealer stuns Mike The Mailman with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mike The Mailman lands a volley of solid punches to the chest.
+The Squealer staggers Mike The Mailman with a series of nice punches to the ribs! Mike The Mailman doesn't notice.
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-Mike The Mailman tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but The Squealer ducks just in time.
+The Squealer punches Mike The Mailman with a volley of loud punches to the head. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a hook to the stomach, but The Squealer backs out of it.
+The Squealer throws a volley of furious punches to the face. Mike The Mailman laughs!
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+The Squealer punches Mike The Mailman with a furious jab to the chest. Mike The Mailman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+The Squealer connects with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Mike The Mailman belts The Squealer with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+The Squealer strikes with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 12 of 29 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 39 of 42 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 30-27


Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Squealer pounds Mike The Mailman with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+The Squealer throws a volley of shots to the face. Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but The Squealer escapes.
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-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Squealer ties him up.
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+The Squealer rocks Mike The Mailman with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+The Squealer lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+The Squealer hammers Mike The Mailman with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Mike The Mailman lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+The Squealer stuns Mike The Mailman with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+The Squealer backs up Mike The Mailman with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth!
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+Mike The Mailman rocks The Squealer with a volley of wild shots to the chest!!
+The Squealer attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 34 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 34 of 38 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 40-36


Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Squealer jars Mike The Mailman with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman throws a uppercut to the ribs, but The Squealer takes it in the forearms.
+The Squealer lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest!! Mike The Mailman grimaces in pain.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but The Squealer deftly avoits it.
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+The Squealer tattoos Mike The Mailman with a uppercut to the mouth.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mike The Mailman hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. The Squealer shakes his head to clear it.
-Mike The Mailman attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Squealer backs out of it.
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+The Squealer suprises Mike The Mailman with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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-Mike The Mailman paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+The Squealer belts Mike The Mailman with a uppercut to the chin.
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+The Squealer stuns Mike The Mailman with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye. Mike The Mailman gets mad!
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+Mike The Mailman whacks The Squealer with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 11 of 30 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 38 of 41 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 50-45


Mike The Mailman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mike The Mailman attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but The Squealer deftly avoits it.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+The Squealer throws a volley of shots to the chin. Mike The Mailman backpedals to his own corner.
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-Mike The Mailman tries a pair of blows to the chest, but The Squealer covers himself well.
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+Mike The Mailman shakes The Squealer with a series of off balance shots to the stomach. The Squealer seems wobbly!
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-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but The Squealer steps aside and laughs.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 7 of 33 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 59-55


Mike The Mailman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Squealer smashes Mike The Mailman with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Mike The Mailman throws a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Mike The Mailman attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mike The Mailman hits with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach. The Squealer doesn't seem bothered.
+The Squealer rocks Mike The Mailman with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 8 of 31 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 68-65


Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+The Squealer connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
-Mike The Mailman probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but The Squealer hides behind his gloves.
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+The Squealer smashes Mike The Mailman with a nasty straight right to the mouth.
+Mike The Mailman pounds The Squealer with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus. The Squealer laughs!
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-Mike The Mailman throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Squealer covers himself well.
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+Mike The Mailman slams The Squealer with a series of nice shots to the ribs. The Squealer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a flurry of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Squealer thumps Mike The Mailman with a powerful jab to the mouth.
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+The Squealer hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin!!
+The Squealer catches Mike The Mailman with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+The Squealer lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple. Mike The Mailman covers up.
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+The Squealer pummels Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+The Squealer attacks with a left to the head.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but The Squealer steps aside.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer slams Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+The Squealer wallops Mike The Mailman with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 14 of 31 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 60 of 63 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 78-74


Mike The Mailman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mike The Mailman hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the head. The Squealer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Squealer throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer tags Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the stomach. Mike The Mailman shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Squealer suprises Mike The Mailman with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw!! Mike The Mailman beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Squealer slams Mike The Mailman with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Mike The Mailman throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+The Squealer hits with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
-Mike The Mailman attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but The Squealer leaps aside.
+The Squealer lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye!!
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+The Squealer hits with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Squealer tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer throws a volley of strong punches to the face!
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+The Squealer staggers Mike The Mailman with a volley of shots to the chin.
+Mike The Mailman tags The Squealer with a series of painful punches to the temple.
Mike The Mailman lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and The Squealer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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The Squealer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Squealer drills Mike The Mailman with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 25 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 39 of 45 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-8

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 86-84


Mike The Mailman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Squealer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+The Squealer hits with a series of painful blows to the face.
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+Mike The Mailman annoys The Squealer with a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth. The Squealer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Mike The Mailman lands a well placed right punch in the nose and The Squealer collapses!!

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He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mike The Mailman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 8: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 8: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 8: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a knockout!


          

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