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(Super-Lightweight) Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" defeated John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, February 02, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman"!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman launches a right roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+I Ain't No Tuna staggers Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the face.
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+I Ain't No Tuna throws a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a series of powerful punches to the mouth! Mike The Mailman quickly recovers.
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+I Ain't No Tuna solidly lands a stiff straight right to the eye.
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+I Ain't No Tuna tosses a volley of furious shots to the mouth!
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+I Ain't No Tuna smacks Mike The Mailman with a volley of punches to the temple. Mike The Mailman doesn't seem bothered.
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-Mike The Mailman attacks with a volley of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
+I Ain't No Tuna throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Mike The Mailman annoys I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of stinging punches to the nose!!
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+I Ain't No Tuna nails Mike The Mailman with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Mike The Mailman tattoos I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of light blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 38 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 11 of 31 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 10-9


I Ain't No Tuna doesn't even want to rest!

Mike The Mailman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Mike The Mailman charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but I Ain't No Tuna ties him up.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a wild jab to the eye. Mike The Mailman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mike The Mailman shakes I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but I Ain't No Tuna quickly backs away.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna quickly backs away.
+I Ain't No Tuna connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna pokes Mike The Mailman with a vicious jab to the nose.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mike The Mailman annoys I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+I Ain't No Tuna pops Mike The Mailman with a quick jab to the nose.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+I Ain't No Tuna takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye.
+I Ain't No Tuna fires a series of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 38 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 12 of 32 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 20-18


I Ain't No Tuna remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mike The Mailman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a pair of blows to the head! Mike The Mailman falls against the ropes!
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna narrowly avoids it
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+I Ain't No Tuna drills Mike The Mailman with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Mike The Mailman hurts I Ain't No Tuna with a strong left to the stomach. I Ain't No Tuna retreats to the far corner.
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-Mike The Mailman throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks just in time.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hurts Mike The Mailman with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits Mike The Mailman with a barrage of loud blows to the temple.
+Mike The Mailman hits with a straight right to the chest. I Ain't No Tuna gets mad!
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+I Ain't No Tuna throws a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna annoys Mike The Mailman with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
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+I Ain't No Tuna drills Mike The Mailman with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 41 of 42 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 11 of 34 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 30-27


I Ain't No Tuna grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+I Ain't No Tuna tags Mike The Mailman with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna steps aside and laughs.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna ties him up.
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-Mike The Mailman paws a left jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Mike The Mailman stuns I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of shots to the chest!
+Mike The Mailman hammers I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 32 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 39-37


I Ain't No Tuna is obviously tired.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Mike The Mailman shakes I Ain't No Tuna with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+I Ain't No Tuna rocks Mike The Mailman with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits Mike The Mailman with a series of nasty shots to the temple.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mike The Mailman fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna takes it in the forearms.
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but I Ain't No Tuna backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 8 of 32 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 48-47


I Ain't No Tuna is obviously tired.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Mike The Mailman throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+I Ain't No Tuna throws a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Mike The Mailman tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mike The Mailman attacks with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 35 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


I Ain't No Tuna is obviously tired.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+I Ain't No Tuna jolts Mike The Mailman with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
-Mike The Mailman probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna narrowly avoids it
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+Mike The Mailman annoys I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of shots to the ribs!
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-Mike The Mailman charges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna steps aside.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+I Ain't No Tuna catches Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the mouth. Mike The Mailman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+I Ain't No Tuna clocks Mike The Mailman with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna tattoos Mike The Mailman with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hurts Mike The Mailman with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Mike The Mailman belts I Ain't No Tuna with a jab to the solar plexus.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna nails Mike The Mailman with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a series of punches to the nose!
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+I Ain't No Tuna pounds Mike The Mailman with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 38 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 11 of 33 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 67-66


I Ain't No Tuna is slowing down.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Mike The Mailman tries a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Mike The Mailman punches I Ain't No Tuna with a hard jab to the ribs.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Mike The Mailman throws a left cross to the stomach, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 7 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 33 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


I Ain't No Tuna is slowing down.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Mike The Mailman shakes I Ain't No Tuna with a commanding uppercut to the nose.
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-Mike The Mailman launches a pair of right punches to the face, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks just in time.
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+Mike The Mailman belts I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
Mike The Mailman lands a cruel right uppercut and I Ain't No Tuna lands flat on his back!!

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I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+I Ain't No Tuna suprises Mike The Mailman with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mike The Mailman connects with a pair of hard punches to the face.
Mike The Mailman lands a tremendous left blow to the head and I Ain't No Tuna is knocked off his feet!!

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I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+I Ain't No Tuna fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Mike The Mailman lunges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but I Ain't No Tuna beats a hasty retreat.
+I Ain't No Tuna fires a pair of punches to the ribs. Mike The Mailman is hurt!
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+I Ain't No Tuna tags Mike The Mailman with a series of punches to the head. Mike The Mailman seems wobbly!
+Mike The Mailman wallops I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+I Ain't No Tuna punches Mike The Mailman with a glancing jab to the stomach.
+I Ain't No Tuna solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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+I Ain't No Tuna nails Mike The Mailman with a vicious jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 37 of 39 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 8 of 23 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" is winning the fight 86-83


I Ain't No Tuna looks exhausted.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Mike The Mailman hits I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of blows to the face.
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a straight right to the face, but I Ain't No Tuna escapes.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna takes charge with a volley of blows to the eye. Mike The Mailman doesn't seem bothered.
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-Mike The Mailman attempts a left hook to the temple, but I Ain't No Tuna hides behind his gloves.
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-Mike The Mailman tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but I Ain't No Tuna steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 7 of 7 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 8 of 22 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" is winning the fight 96-92


I Ain't No Tuna looks exhausted.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman launches a barrage of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+I Ain't No Tuna scores with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Ain't No Tuna scores with a volley of strong blows to the eye. Mike The Mailman retreats to the far corner.
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-I Ain't No Tuna probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mike The Mailman beats a hasty retreat.
+I Ain't No Tuna pummels Mike The Mailman with a barrage of solid blows to the jaw. Mike The Mailman doesn't seem bothered.
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+I Ain't No Tuna pummels Mike The Mailman with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+I Ain't No Tuna smashes Mike The Mailman with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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+Mike The Mailman stuns I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of shots to the mouth!!
Mike The Mailman lands a thundering right smash to the jaw and I Ain't No Tuna bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mike The Mailman probes with a left uppercut to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Mike The Mailman punches I Ain't No Tuna with a solid cross to the temple. I Ain't No Tuna sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Mike The Mailman lands a resounding punch in the nose and I Ain't No Tuna is knocked down!!

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I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mike The Mailman launches a series of shots to the chin, but I Ain't No Tuna beats a hasty retreat.
+Mike The Mailman hits with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+I Ain't No Tuna thumps Mike The Mailman with a off balance sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Mike The Mailman fires a light uppercut to the temple! I Ain't No Tuna gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 29 of 42 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 10 of 24 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" is winning the fight 106-99


I Ain't No Tuna collapses limply onto his stool.

Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
Mike The Mailman is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+I Ain't No Tuna annoys Mike The Mailman with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Mike The Mailman connects with a volley of stinging crosses to the nose. I Ain't No Tuna backpedals to his own corner.
+Mike The Mailman fires a barrage of furious punches to the head.
Mike The Mailman lands a mighty cross to the jaw and I Ain't No Tuna's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Ain't No Tuna can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mike The Mailman is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 7: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a knockout!


          

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