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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, January 25, 2017 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Slim is using the ring. (using the ring) Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Slim thumps Return with a pair of hard punches to the eye!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Slim tattoos Return with a stiff jab to the chin. ... +Slim annoys Return with a roundhouse to the chin. ... ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. -Return throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Slim backs out of it. +Return attacks with a pair of commanding blows to the stomach. ... +Return tags Slim with a barrage of shots to the stomach. ... ... +Slim hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 25 of 32 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 10 of 24 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 10-9 Slim doesn't want to stop fighting! Return doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Slim is using the ring. (using the ring) Return throws everything he's got! (all-out) +Return lands a wild jab to the head. Slim laughs! Return lands a sudden hook and Slim is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Slim struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Slim strikes with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach. +Return annoys Slim with a head butt! Boo! Boo! -Return attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Slim beats a hasty retreat. +Return throws a hard left to the eye. Return lands a devestating left smash to the jaw and Slim staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Slim struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return hits with a pair of commanding roundhouses to the eye. ... +Slim lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Slim slams Return with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Return backpedals to his own corner. ... -Return attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective. +Slim jars Return with a barrage of punches to the chest. Slim lands a quick cross to the jaw and Return drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Return struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Return jars Slim with a volley of glancing crosses to the mouth. ... +Return strikes with a pair of commanding shots to the head. +Slim strikes with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... +Return stuns Slim with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Slim covers up. ... +Slim fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Return gets mad! Slim lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Return bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Return struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Slim annoys Return with a vicious left to the chest. ... ... -Return attempts a barrage of roundhouses to the face, but misses completely. ... +Return jolts Slim with a series of stinging shots to the jaw. +Slim slams Return with a volley of punches to the chest. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 30 of 31 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 16 of 38 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 20-18 Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 3 Slim is using the ring. (using the ring) Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Return probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air. Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Return tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim pummels Return with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Slim tries to land a roundhouse to the chest, but Return blocks. ... +Slim pops Return with a series of mean punches to the chest. ... ... ... +Return annoys Slim with a pair of punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim smashes Return with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs!! ... ... -Slim lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 32 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 5 of 15 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 30-27 Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 4 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... ... ... ... +Slim hits with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. -Slim tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but Return narrowly avoids it ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim pops Return with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... +Return strikes with a series of blows to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. -Return throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Slim ducks just in time. ... ... +Slim fires a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Return seems wobbly! Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Return tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short. ... ... ... -Return fires a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Slim backs out of it. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 24 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 7 of 25 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 40-36 Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 5 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) +Slim clocks Return with a mean jab to the solar plexus. -Return throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide. -Return probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air. Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. +Slim takes charge with a barrage of furious shots to the stomach. Return ignores it. ... ... ... ... +Return nails Slim with a series of powerful blows to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Return fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return drills Slim with a pair of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 26 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 12 of 33 punches. This round was a 10-10 tie. Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 50-46 Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 6 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... ... +Slim hits with a right to the chest. ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Return throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Slim beats a hasty retreat. ... ... ... ... ... ... -Return attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow. ... ... +Return drills Slim with a hook to the ribs. ... -Return charges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air. -Return lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance. ... +Slim backs up Return with a pair of solid punches to the chest. ... -Slim tries to land a hook to the chest, but Return covers himself well. ... ... ... Slim tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim hurts Return with a stinging straight right to the ribs. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 24 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 12 of 32 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 60-55 Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 7 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return fights inside. (inside) -Return lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Return attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Slim deftly avoits it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim hits with a volley of punches to the eye. +Return grazes Slim with a flurry of shots to the chest. ... ... ... ... +Slim smacks Return with a flurry of hard punches to the temple. Return beats a hasty retreat. -Return lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air. ... ... -Slim attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Return blocks. -Return lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 15 of 23 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 11 of 30 punches. Return of the Beer won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 69-65 Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 8 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return fights inside. (inside) ... +Slim belts Return with a series of solid punches to the chin. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return tattoos Slim with a flurry of punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... -Return probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short. +Slim punches Return with a volley of strong punches to the face. Return beats a hasty retreat. ... ... -Return tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... ... ... -Return attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses. +Slim rocks Return with a series of punches to the mouth. Return hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Return throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... ... -Slim fires a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Return hides behind his gloves. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return smacks Slim with a series of glancing shots to the ribs. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 25 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 11 of 32 punches. Return of the Beer won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 78-75 Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 9 Slim is using the ring. (using the ring) Return is brawling. (inside) -Return fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return thumps Slim with a series of punches to the stomach! ... ... ... +Slim rocks Return with a flurry of punches to the head. +Slim pokes Return with a flurry of wild shots to the eye. -Return tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail. +Return shakes Slim with a flurry of furious blows to the chest. ... -Return launches a right straight right to the stomach, but Slim covers himself well. ... ... ... ... ... +Slim tags Return with a series of painful punches to the temple. ... -Return throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Slim beats a hasty retreat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim tattoos Return with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth. -Return paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective. +Slim belts Return with a flurry of mean shots to the jaw. -Return lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 29 of 32 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 12 of 39 punches. Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 88-84 Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 10 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... ... ... ... ... ... +Return tosses a pair of furious crosses to the eye. ... ... ... -Return attacks with a right left to the jaw, but Slim hides behind his gloves. -Return throws a right to the head, but fails to score. ... ... ... ... -Return charges with a barrage of crosses to the head, but Slim escapes. ... ... ... ... ... -Return probes with a barrage of left crosses to the jaw, but Slim deftly avoits it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim hammers Return with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. ... -Return fires a series of left crosses to the eye, but to no avail. ... ... ... ... -Return launches a flurry of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 8 of 9 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 8 of 42 punches. Return of the Beer won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 97-94 Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 11 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Return tries to land a volley of roundhouses to the eye, but fails to score. ... ... ... ... ... -Return attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Slim ties him up. ... ... ... ... -Return throws a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... +Return suprises Slim with a volley of punches to the temple!! +Slim takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach. ... ... -Return throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Slim steps aside and laughs. ... ... -Return throws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 8 of 8 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 9 of 39 punches. Return of the Beer won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 106-104 Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. ROUND 12 Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring) Return is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... -Return paws a right to the temple, but falls short. ... +Return tosses a volley of punches to the head. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Slim staggers Return with a flurry of shots to the stomach. ... +Return belts Slim with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind! ... ... ... ... ... -Return lunges with a volley of right roundhouses to the nose, but Slim ties him up. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Return launches a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide. ... ... -Return fires a series of left blows to the head, but misses completely. ... ... ... -Return tries to land a hook to the chin, but Slim narrowly avoids it ... ... ... ... ... +Return lands a series of commanding shots to the mouth. ... ... ... -Return paws a right left to the face, but Slim takes it in the forearms. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Slim Boy Fat landed 7 of 8 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 8 of 39 punches. Return of the Beer won the round 10-9 Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 115-114 Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip. Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 12: Return of the Beer 10-9 Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 12: Return of the Beer 10-9 Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113 Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 2: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 3: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9 Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9 Round 12: Return of the Beer 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!