Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated Big Fat Slob by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-114, 116-114.Match Saturday, December 17, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Einstein with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+Einstein solidly lands a pair of stinging blows to the mouth.
-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a volley of right blows to the eye, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
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-Einstein throws a series of punches to the chin, but Big Fat Slob stays away from it.
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-Einstein throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Big Fat Slob ducks just in time.
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+Einstein punches Big Fat Slob with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob slams Einstein with a series of nice blows to the chin.
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+Einstein connects with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Einstein charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob blocks.
+Big Fat Slob attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob tosses a vicious cross to the temple. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 20 of 33 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 18 of 33 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Einstein tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Big Fat Slob ducks.
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+Einstein wallops Big Fat Slob with a right to the eye.
-Einstein lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
-Big Fat Slob attacks with a series of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein charges with a series of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Einstein hits Big Fat Slob with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein annoys Big Fat Slob with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Big Fat Slob quickly recovers.
+Big Fat Slob rocks Einstein with a nice jab to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a pair of painful blows to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 20 of 31 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 25 of 39 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-19
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Big Fat Slob attacks with a cross to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Big Fat Slob attacks with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Einstein throws a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Einstein shakes Big Fat Slob with a volley of painful blows to the mouth!!
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+Big Fat Slob pounds Einstein with a pair of punches to the chest. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Fat Slob annoys Einstein with a loud jab to the chin.
+Einstein lands a pair of blows to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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+Einstein connects with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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-Einstein throws a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Einstein launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big Fat Slob attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 20 of 33 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 18 of 33 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-29
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Big Fat Slob paws a series of punches to the head, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
-Einstein lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein wallops Big Fat Slob with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein tags Big Fat Slob with a flurry of glancing blows to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob smashes Einstein with a volley of shots to the head.
-Big Fat Slob launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Einstein blocks.
-Big Fat Slob throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Einstein ducks.
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-Einstein charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Big Fat Slob ties him up.
+Einstein attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Big Fat Slob lands a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Big Fat Slob pokes Einstein with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 18 of 35 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 18 of 30 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein tosses a straight right to the ribs. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
+Big Fat Slob hits Einstein with a flurry of shots to the chin. Einstein is hurt!
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-Big Fat Slob attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Einstein backs out of it.
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-Einstein fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
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+Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the chin!
+Big Fat Slob rocks Einstein with a stiff hook to the eye.
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+Big Fat Slob suprises Einstein with a barrage of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Einstein scores with a furious jab to the chin.
-Einstein lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a volley of nasty blows to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a vicious roundhouse to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 20 of 31 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 25 of 38 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 49-48
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Big Fat Slob paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Big Fat Slob hammers Einstein with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus. Einstein seems wobbly!
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-Einstein throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
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-Einstein lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Einstein launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Einstein pounds Big Fat Slob with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob suprises Einstein with a jab to the temple. Einstein sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Einstein lands a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Einstein rocks Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob jolts Einstein with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 19 of 33 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 19 of 34 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Einstein with a series of hard punches to the temple. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Big Fat Slob throws a jab to the jaw, but misses.
-Einstein tries a series of right shots to the eye, but Big Fat Slob steps aside.
+Einstein shakes Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Einstein strikes with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Big Fat Slob attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Einstein tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Big Fat Slob escapes.
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-Big Fat Slob attacks with a series of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Einstein connects with a powerful jab to the eye.
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-Einstein launches a right left to the eye, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Einstein with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Einstein blocks.
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+Einstein tosses a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 17 of 31 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 23 of 39 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 68-67
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein hits with a series of hard punches to the face!!
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Big Fat Slob hits Einstein with a series of wild blows to the mouth.
-Einstein charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
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+Einstein clocks Big Fat Slob with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach!
+Einstein hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
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+Einstein pounds Big Fat Slob with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
+Einstein fires a flurry of strong shots to the jaw.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Einstein lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Einstein attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob leaps aside.
-Big Fat Slob throws a volley of right blows to the head, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a jab to the temple.
-Big Fat Slob fires a left uppercut to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Einstein probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Einstein takes charge with a series of furious punches to the chin.
-Einstein throws a jab to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 16 of 33 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 43 of 74 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 78-76
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein jars Big Fat Slob with a series of furious punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob retreats to the far corner.
+Einstein shakes Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the chin. Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Einstein probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob steps aside.
+Big Fat Slob scores with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Einstein paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Big Fat Slob smashes Einstein with a volley of blows to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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-Einstein throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
+Einstein throws a series of punches to the eye.
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-Einstein paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Einstein probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob deftly avoits it.
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+Einstein shakes Big Fat Slob with a glancing jab to the face. Big Fat Slob quickly recovers.
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+Einstein hits Big Fat Slob with a volley of mean shots to the jaw. Big Fat Slob seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 17 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 36 of 65 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 88-85
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Einstein throws a sweeping right to the nose, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
-Einstein probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob narrowly avoids it
-Einstein paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Big Fat Slob drills Einstein with a mean jab to the jaw.
-Einstein attempts a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Einstein fires a strong jab to the temple. Big Fat Slob ignores it.
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-Big Fat Slob charges with a right jab to the nose, but Einstein ties him up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Einstein tags Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
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-Einstein tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Big Fat Slob hides behind his gloves.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but he's too slow.
+Einstein hammers Big Fat Slob with a series of loud punches to the eye.
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-Einstein tries a series of punches to the face, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
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-Einstein tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
+Big Fat Slob hits Einstein with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Einstein with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Einstein fires a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Big Fat Slob solidly lands a flurry of light shots to the mouth.
+Einstein jolts Big Fat Slob with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
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+Einstein throws a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Einstein pokes Big Fat Slob with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw! Big Fat Slob shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 19 of 29 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 31 of 65 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 98-94
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Einstein with a pair of painful shots to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob hurts Einstein with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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-Einstein tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Big Fat Slob paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Einstein ties him up.
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+Big Fat Slob annoys Einstein with a pair of heavy combinations to the chin. Einstein seems wobbly!
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+Einstein tosses a volley of combinations to the face.
-Big Fat Slob attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Einstein probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 16 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 14 of 31 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 107-104
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Big Fat Slob comes out fighting.
Einstein tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Einstein fires a glancing straight right to the jaw.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Einstein tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a cross to the nose.
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+Einstein slams Big Fat Slob with a flurry of heavy combinations to the temple.
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+Big Fat Slob shakes Einstein with a mean cross to the head. Einstein ignores it.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Einstein stays away from it.
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+Big Fat Slob whacks Einstein with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Big Fat Slob steps aside.
-Einstein lashes out with a straight right to the temple, but Big Fat Slob backs out of it.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a cross to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 18 of 34 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 14 of 31 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 116-114
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 115-114
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 116-114
Mr. Einstein wins by decision!
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