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(Super-Flyweight) My Super Secret Agent Man 1 defeated Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Tuesday, December 13, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is My Super Secret Agent Man 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Man 1 annoys Old Man Joe with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Old Man Joe tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Man 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Man 1 lands a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Old Man Joe catches Man 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. Man 1 doesn't notice.
-Old Man Joe throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Man 1 charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Old Man Joe blocks.
+Old Man Joe hits with a pair of strong punches to the jaw!!
-Old Man Joe attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Old Man Joe throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 14 of 24 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 12 of 33 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Man 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Man 1 hits with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Man 1 blocks.
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-Old Man Joe throws a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Old Man Joe tags Man 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Old Man Joe probes with a right to the temple, but Man 1 stays away from it.
+Man 1 punches Old Man Joe with a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Man 1 lands a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Man 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe narrowly avoids it
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 10 of 31 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 20-18


Man 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Old Man Joe grazes Man 1 with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Man 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Old Man Joe charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Man 1 tags Old Man Joe with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
+Man 1 throws a volley of punches to the face.
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+Man 1 annoys Old Man Joe with a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Old Man Joe tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Man 1 deftly avoits it.
-Man 1 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe ducks.
+Old Man Joe staggers Man 1 with a series of punches to the face. Man 1 seems wobbly!
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-Old Man Joe paws a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Man 1 jolts Old Man Joe with a nasty straight right to the mouth!! Old Man Joe retreats to the far corner.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 24 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 12 of 32 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 30-27


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Man 1 punches Old Man Joe with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Old Man Joe throws a jab to the eye, but misses completely.
-Old Man Joe lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Man 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Old Man Joe lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 5 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 9 of 34 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 39-37


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Man 1 pops Old Man Joe with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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-Old Man Joe charges with a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Man 1 hits with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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-Man 1 paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe ties him up.
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+Man 1 hits Old Man Joe with a pair of light shots to the head. Old Man Joe shakes his head to clear it.
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-Old Man Joe throws a jab to the jaw, but Man 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a left jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Old Man Joe fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Man 1 leaps aside.
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+Old Man Joe smacks Man 1 with a series of strong punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 22 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 9 of 31 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 49-46


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Old Man Joe attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but Man 1 leaps aside.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Man 1 ducks just in time.
-Old Man Joe attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Man 1 escapes.
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+Old Man Joe hits Man 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Man 1 slams Old Man Joe with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Old Man Joe backpedals to his own corner.
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-Old Man Joe paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Man 1 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 5 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 10 of 31 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 58-56


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Man 1 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Man 1 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Old Man Joe tries to land a jab to the nose, but Man 1 ducks.
+Man 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Old Man Joe laughs!
-Man 1 attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Old Man Joe takes it in the forearms.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a jab to the chin, but Man 1 ducks just in time.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Man 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Old Man Joe launches a straight right to the head, but Man 1 covers himself well.
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+Man 1 staggers Old Man Joe with a sweeping right to the head!!
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-Old Man Joe tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Man 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Man 1 hammers Old Man Joe with a light jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 20 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 10 of 36 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 68-65


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Man 1 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Old Man Joe lunges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Man 1 escapes.
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+Old Man Joe pokes Man 1 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Old Man Joe throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Old Man Joe throws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Man 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Man 1 blocks.
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-Old Man Joe throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Man 1 narrowly avoids it
+Old Man Joe drills Man 1 with a flurry of shots to the ribs!!
-Old Man Joe charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Old Man Joe attempts a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Old Man Joe pokes Man 1 with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Old Man Joe lands a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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+Man 1 lands a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Old Man Joe is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 6 of 7 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 24 of 65 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 77-75


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Man 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Man 1 tags Old Man Joe with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Man 1 hides behind his gloves.
-Old Man Joe fires a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Old Man Joe attacks with a heavy roundhouse to the nose.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Old Man Joe lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Man 1 ducks just in time.
+Man 1 annoys Old Man Joe with a series of punches to the chin.
-Old Man Joe attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Man 1 hits with a flurry of punches to the head!! Old Man Joe asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Old Man Joe backs up Man 1 with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
-Old Man Joe lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Old Man Joe connects with a strong cross to the eye.
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+Old Man Joe throws a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Old Man Joe pounds Man 1 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Old Man Joe tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Man 1 blocks.
-Man 1 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Old Man Joe blocks.
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-Man 1 attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Man 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Old Man Joe takes it in the forearms.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 17 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 30 of 69 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 86-85


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Man 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Old Man Joe takes charge with a jab to the nose.
-Old Man Joe tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Man 1 blocks.
+Man 1 annoys Old Man Joe with a series of light punches to the face.
+Old Man Joe whacks Man 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Man 1 backpedals to his own corner.
+Man 1 thumps Old Man Joe with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Old Man Joe throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Man 1 blocks.
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-Old Man Joe throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Man 1 fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Old Man Joe charges with a left jab to the eye, but Man 1 deftly avoits it.
-Man 1 tries to land a right left to the face, but only hits air.
+Old Man Joe drills Man 1 with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Man 1 doesn't notice.
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-Old Man Joe fires a volley of punches to the face, but Man 1 quickly backs away.
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+Man 1 scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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+Man 1 hammers Old Man Joe with a barrage of nice punches to the temple!
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+Man 1 punches Old Man Joe with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Man 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Old Man Joe hides behind his gloves.
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+Old Man Joe grazes Man 1 with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Man 1 scores with a pair of shots to the face. Old Man Joe hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Old Man Joe tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Old Man Joe annoys Man 1 with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Man 1 shakes Old Man Joe with a jab to the mouth.
-Man 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Old Man Joe lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Man 1 hides behind his gloves.
-Old Man Joe fires a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 45 of 66 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 33 of 76 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 96-94


Man 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Man 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Old Man Joe launches a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Man 1 attacks with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Old Man Joe stays away from it.
-Old Man Joe fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Man 1 fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Old Man Joe steps aside and laughs.
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+Man 1 nails Old Man Joe with a glancing left to the chin.
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+Old Man Joe connects with a roundhouse to the temple. Man 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Man 1 jars Old Man Joe with a flurry of shots to the jaw!
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+Man 1 clocks Old Man Joe with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 17 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 9 of 29 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 106-103


Man 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Man 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Old Man Joe is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Old Man Joe launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Man 1 hides behind his gloves.
+Old Man Joe pummels Man 1 with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Man 1 tags Old Man Joe with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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-Man 1 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Old Man Joe strikes with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Old Man Joe fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but Man 1 narrowly avoids it
+Man 1 takes charge with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Old Man Joe tosses a series of nasty punches to the head. Man 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Old Man Joe throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Man 1 quickly backs away.
+Old Man Joe connects with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Old Man Joe throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Man 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Old Man Joe paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Man 1 lands a pair of blows to the jaw. Old Man Joe seems wobbly!
+Old Man Joe jolts Man 1 with a series of painful punches to the nose.
+Old Man Joe strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Man 1 connects with a right to the eye. Old Man Joe asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but Man 1 ducks just in time.
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-Old Man Joe throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Man 1 lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Old Man Joe backs out of it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Man 1 lashes out with a pair of light punches to the face. Old Man Joe backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 landed 21 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 35 of 72 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 is winning the fight 115-113


Man 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 2: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 11: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 2: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 11: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 2: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 11: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: My Super Secret Agent Man 1 115-113

My Super Secret Agent Man 1 wins by decision!