Public Fight Report

Looking for public report # 1028261 on local file system...
(Super-Lightweight) Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" defeated John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, December 08, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.

I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Ain't No Tuna connects with a series of wild blows to the chest.
+I Ain't No Tuna throws a volley of loud punches to the chest.
+Mike The Mailman attacks with a series of loud punches to the jaw. I Ain't No Tuna hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Mike The Mailman lands a crashing hook and I Ain't No Tuna collapses!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna drills Mike The Mailman with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Ain't No Tuna stuns Mike The Mailman with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a left hook to the nose, but comes up empty.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna pounds Mike The Mailman with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Mike The Mailman seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Mike The Mailman ignores it.
+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna punches Mike The Mailman with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
...
...
-Mike The Mailman attacks with a uppercut to the head, but I Ain't No Tuna beats a hasty retreat.
-Mike The Mailman tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna takes charge with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna catches Mike The Mailman with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+I Ain't No Tuna nails Mike The Mailman with a jab to the chest. Mike The Mailman covers up.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna wallops Mike The Mailman with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Mike The Mailman covers up.
+Mike The Mailman wallops I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of hard blows to the chin.
...
...
+Mike The Mailman slams I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of punches to the chin. I Ain't No Tuna doesn't notice.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 13 of 33 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 55 of 55 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" won the round 10-8

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" is winning the fight 10-8


Mike The Mailman doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.

I Ain't No Tuna doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.

+Mike The Mailman suprises I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Mike The Mailman attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+I Ain't No Tuna pops Mike The Mailman with a painful jab to the chest. Mike The Mailman laughs!
+I Ain't No Tuna jars Mike The Mailman with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+I Ain't No Tuna smashes Mike The Mailman with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
...
-Mike The Mailman attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but I Ain't No Tuna quickly backs away.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna shakes Mike The Mailman with a volley of shots to the ribs. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
...
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna suprises Mike The Mailman with a glancing cross to the chest. Mike The Mailman beats a hasty retreat.
+Mike The Mailman tattoos I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
...
+Mike The Mailman hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna lands a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Mike The Mailman doesn't notice.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Ain't No Tuna lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs.
...
-Mike The Mailman lunges with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but I Ain't No Tuna beats a hasty retreat.
+I Ain't No Tuna scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
...
...
-Mike The Mailman probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 13 of 35 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 56 of 59 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" is winning the fight 19-18


Mike The Mailman doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

I Ain't No Tuna grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.

...
+I Ain't No Tuna shakes Mike The Mailman with a volley of punches to the chest. Mike The Mailman ignores it.
...
-I Ain't No Tuna lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Mike The Mailman leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna throws a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna nails Mike The Mailman with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
+I Ain't No Tuna throws a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Mike The Mailman seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
...
-Mike The Mailman throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna takes it in the forearms.
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Ain't No Tuna clocks Mike The Mailman with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. Mike The Mailman seems wobbly!
...
+Mike The Mailman hits with a pair of strong blows to the chest.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna pummels Mike The Mailman with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Mike The Mailman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
+Mike The Mailman thumps I Ain't No Tuna with a series of shots to the chest!
+I Ain't No Tuna tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Mike The Mailman probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
+I Ain't No Tuna tags Mike The Mailman with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+I Ain't No Tuna hits Mike The Mailman with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach. Mike The Mailman beats a hasty retreat.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna clocks Mike The Mailman with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+Mike The Mailman grazes I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 16 of 33 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 51 of 56 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mike The Mailman doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

I Ain't No Tuna is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Mike The Mailman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.

...
+I Ain't No Tuna wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the ribs.
+I Ain't No Tuna backs up Mike The Mailman with a series of punches to the stomach.
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna catches Mike The Mailman with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
...
+I Ain't No Tuna fires a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna annoys Mike The Mailman with a uppercut to the chest.
...
+Mike The Mailman nails I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
-I Ain't No Tuna throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Mike The Mailman ties him up.
...
...
...
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mike The Mailman attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna beats a hasty retreat.
...
-Mike The Mailman lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna staggers Mike The Mailman with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
...
...
+I Ain't No Tuna shakes Mike The Mailman with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. Mike The Mailman laughs!
+I Ain't No Tuna thumps Mike The Mailman with a jab to the stomach.
+Mike The Mailman pops I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of blows to the ribs.
...
-I Ain't No Tuna launches a left jab to the chest, but Mike The Mailman blocks.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" landed 17 of 34 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 43 of 55 punches.

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-9

John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 38-37


Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

I Ain't No Tuna collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Mike The Mailman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Mike The Mailman tries a right straight right to the nose, but I Ain't No Tuna blocks.
...
+Mike The Mailman tosses a flurry of punches to the face. I Ain't No Tuna shakes his head to clear it.
Mike The Mailman lands a blood spattering haymaker and I Ain't No Tuna lands flat on his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mike The Mailman fires a series of shots to the mouth, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
...
...

...
+I Ain't No Tuna hammers Mike The Mailman with a cross to the chin.
...

...
...

...
...
The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
...
...

...
...

...
+Mike The Mailman hurts I Ain't No Tuna with a series of punches to the eye. I Ain't No Tuna grimaces in pain.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Mike The Mailman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mike The Mailman punches I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
Mike The Mailman lands a ferocious right hook and I Ain't No Tuna staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
I Ain't No Tuna struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mike The Mailman attacks with a barrage of punches to the face!
Mike The Mailman lands a lightning right uppercut and I Ain't No Tuna goes down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mike The Mailman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

I Ain't No Tuna collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" 10-8
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Mike The Mailman" wins by a knockout!


          

Who's Online?

Stykey

Duke of Dorkdom