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(Super-Flyweight) Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" and SEAN Connery fought to a split decision draw: 115-113, 114-115, 115-115.

Match Tuesday, November 29, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is SEAN Connery!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Old Man Joe launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Connery throws a flurry of shots to the face, but falls short.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Connery attempts a volley of left shots to the chin, but Old Man Joe covers himself well.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Old Man Joe ties him up.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Old Man Joe whacks Connery with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Connery annoys Old Man Joe with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a mean uppercut to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 17 of 33 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 7 of 26 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 10-9


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Connery doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Old Man Joe probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Old Man Joe throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Old Man Joe throws a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Connery attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Old Man Joe throws a right straight right to the temple, but Connery ducks just in time.
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+Old Man Joe attacks with a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Connery smashes Old Man Joe with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Old Man Joe probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Connery deftly avoits it.
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+Old Man Joe punches Connery with a series of nasty punches to the head. Connery sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 16 of 30 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 7 of 23 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 20-18


Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!

Connery doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Connery attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe backs out of it.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Connery rocks Old Man Joe with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Connery pops Old Man Joe with a series of wild shots to the ribs!
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+Old Man Joe hits with a nice left to the mouth.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Connery throws a right left to the ribs, but Old Man Joe escapes.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 5 of 7 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 5 of 23 punches.

SEAN Connery won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 29-28


Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!

Connery doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Connery lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Old Man Joe steps aside.
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-Old Man Joe lashes out with a left left to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Old Man Joe lands a pair of nice punches to the nose. Connery doesn't seem bothered.
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-Connery lunges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Old Man Joe fires a vicious jab to the head!!
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery paws a right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Connery hits Old Man Joe with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Old Man Joe hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Old Man Joe staggers Connery with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Old Man Joe paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Connery lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Old Man Joe narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 13 of 33 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 7 of 23 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 39-37


Old Man Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Connery doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Connery attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Old Man Joe escapes.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe hides behind his gloves.
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+Old Man Joe pokes Connery with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Old Man Joe fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Connery staggers Old Man Joe with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Connery throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe steps aside and laughs.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Old Man Joe throws a right cross to the eye, but Connery escapes.
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+Old Man Joe staggers Connery with a pair of heavy punches to the eye!
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-Old Man Joe probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 14 of 31 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 6 of 25 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 49-46


Old Man Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Connery doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Old Man Joe throws a solid straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Connery throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Old Man Joe steps aside and laughs.
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-Connery fires a straight right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe hides behind his gloves.
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+Connery backs up Old Man Joe with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 5 of 8 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 5 of 25 punches.

SEAN Connery won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 58-56


Old Man Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Connery doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Connery launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but Old Man Joe stays away from it.
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-Connery lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Old Man Joe stays away from it.
+Old Man Joe pokes Connery with a pair of punches to the head.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Connery charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Old Man Joe deftly avoits it.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Connery annoys Old Man Joe with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Old Man Joe grazes Connery with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Old Man Joe fires a barrage of shots to the head. Connery gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 14 of 30 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 7 of 24 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 68-65


Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Connery remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Connery charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Old Man Joe hides behind his gloves.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Old Man Joe pummels Connery with a series of vicious punches to the head. Connery ignores it.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Connery quickly backs away.
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+Old Man Joe fires a commanding hook to the temple. Connery quickly recovers.
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+Old Man Joe grazes Connery with a jab to the head.
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-Connery probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Connery throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe leaps aside.
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-Connery probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Old Man Joe attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Connery leaps aside.
+Connery whacks Old Man Joe with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 20 of 32 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 10 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 78-75


Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Connery remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Connery tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe blocks.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Connery lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Old Man Joe beats a hasty retreat.
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-Connery tries a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Old Man Joe blocks.
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+Old Man Joe scores with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth!
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-Connery launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe narrowly avoids it
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Connery connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 6 of 8 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 8 of 31 punches.

SEAN Connery won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 87-85


Old Man Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Connery remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Connery attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Old Man Joe throws a volley of punches to the face.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Old Man Joe launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but Connery narrowly avoids it
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+Connery solidly lands a commanding roundhouse to the ribs.
+Old Man Joe whacks Connery with a volley of furious punches to the nose. Connery sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Connery drills Old Man Joe with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Connery paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Old Man Joe takes it in the forearms.
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+Old Man Joe strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Old Man Joe attacks with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Connery attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Connery throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Old Man Joe beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 17 of 29 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 11 of 33 punches.

SEAN Connery won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 96-95


Old Man Joe is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Connery remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Old Man Joe narrowly avoids it
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-Connery throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery throws a series of blows to the chin, but Old Man Joe quickly backs away.
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-Connery throws a jab to the head, but Old Man Joe ducks.
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-Old Man Joe attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Connery hides behind his gloves.
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+Connery slams Old Man Joe with a hook to the chin.
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+Old Man Joe wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty shots to the face!
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-Old Man Joe paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Old Man Joe tags Connery with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 18 of 30 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 10 of 31 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 106-104


Old Man Joe is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Connery grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Connery grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Old Man Joe grazes Connery with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. Connery doesn't seem bothered.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Old Man Joe tries to attack, but Connery hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Connery throws a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a straight right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Old Man Joe hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Connery tosses a commanding straight right to the eye.
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-Connery probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Old Man Joe steps aside and laughs.
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-Old Man Joe paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Connery backs out of it.
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-Connery throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Connery throws a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Old Man Joe hammers Connery with a flurry of nasty shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 19 of 34 punches, and SEAN Connery landed 8 of 30 punches.

SEAN Connery won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 115-114


Old Man Joe is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Connery grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 9: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 10: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 4: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 10: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 11: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: SEAN Connery 115-114


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 6: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 10: SEAN Connery 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: SEAN Connery 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!