Public Fight Report
(Super-Bantamweight) Dr Satan! defeated Slow Joe Nr One by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Tuesday, October 18, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Dr Satan!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Satan! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Satan! lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Satan! throws a pair of crosses to the head, but Slow escapes.
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-Satan! launches a pair of crosses to the jaw, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow pounds Satan! with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Satan! attempts a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow hits Satan! with a series of powerful punches to the face.
+Satan! lashes out with a flurry of commanding punches to the head. Slow laughs!
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+Slow takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye. Satan! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slow lands a strong straight right to the chin.
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+Satan! wakes up the fans with a series of light blows to the jaw. Slow seems wobbly!
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-Satan! probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan! landed 13 of 40 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 25 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Satan! doesn't even want to rest!
Slow doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Satan! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slow punches Satan! with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Satan! attacks with a barrage of heavy blows to the jaw.
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+Satan! tattoos Slow with a series of heavy blows to the chin.
+Slow shakes Satan! with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Slow hits with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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-Satan! paws a pair of left crosses to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Slow pounds Satan! with a left to the eye.
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-Satan! probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Satan! launches a series of right crosses to the temple, but misses completely.
-Satan! lashes out with a pair of left hooks to the head, but is ineffective.
+Slow attacks with a mean left to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan! landed 13 of 37 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 25 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Satan! doesn't even want to rest!
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Satan! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Satan! attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slow steps aside.
+Slow suprises Satan! with a left to the head.
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-Slow lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Satan! beats a hasty retreat.
+Slow fires a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Satan! grimaces in pain.
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-Satan! tries to land a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Satan! attempts a right punch to the eye, but falls short.
+Satan! scores with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Satan! hurts Slow with a wild right to the temple!
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+Slow slams Satan! with a barrage of painful roundhouses to the eye. Satan! gets mad!
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-Satan! attempts a flurry of crosses to the chin, but Slow stays away from it.
-Satan! launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan! landed 13 of 43 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 19 of 25 punches.
Dr Satan! won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 29-28
Satan! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 4
Satan! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Satan! probes with a flurry of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Slow tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Satan! quickly backs away.
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-Satan! attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Slow ties him up.
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+Slow wallops Satan! with a flurry of mean punches to the chin. Satan! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Satan! lands a flurry of light shots to the chin.
Satan! lands a slow motion blow to the head and Slow goes over backwards!!
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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slow nails Satan! with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Slow hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Satan! paws a left hook to the temple, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
+Satan! lands a volley of roundhouses to the nose.
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-Satan! lashes out with a barrage of hooks to the face, but fails to score.
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-Satan! attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Satan! fires a pair of uppercuts to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan! landed 12 of 39 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 18 of 28 punches.
Dr Satan! won the round 10-8
Dr Satan! is winning the fight 38-37
Satan! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 5
Satan! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Satan! probes with a right hook to the nose, but Slow ties him up.
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+Slow smashes Satan! with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Satan! tries a barrage of uppercuts to the face, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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+Satan! thumps Slow with a series of glancing shots to the temple!! Slow covers up.
Satan! lands a crashing blow to the temple and Slow bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Satan! lashes out with a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but goes wide.
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+Slow hits with a series of punches to the temple. Satan! backpedals to his own corner.
+Slow catches Satan! with a volley of light roundhouses to the face.
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+Slow whacks Satan! with a series of furious shots to the face.
-Slow charges with a volley of blows to the chin, but Satan! backs out of it.
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-Slow attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Satan! narrowly avoids it
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-Satan! lunges with a flurry of left uppercuts to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Satan! lands a volley of strong shots to the face.
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+Satan! fires a pair of hooks to the head.
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-Satan! throws a barrage of left crosses to the mouth, but misses.
+Slow pops Satan! with a volley of glancing blows to the jaw!
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+Slow hits Satan! with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Satan! beats a hasty retreat.
+Slow hits with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL
Satan! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.
The doctor won't let Slow Joe Nr One continue the fight! Dr Satan! wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dr Satan! 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dr Satan! 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Dr Satan! 10-8
Dr Satan! wins by a technical knockout!
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