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(Heavyweight) Tha Next Big Thing defeated HW 2016 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, July 09, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 956 pounds (434 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 2 inches (218 centimeters) tall weighing in at 289 pounds (131 kilograms) is HW 2016!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 is brawling. (inside)

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-Hw 2016 lashes out with a cross to the chest, but falls short.
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+Thing fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Thing pokes Hw 2016 with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Hw 2016 paws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Thing hits Hw 2016 with a strong left to the chest.
-Hw 2016 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Hw 2016 smacks Thing with a series of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Hw 2016 attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Thing steps aside.
+Thing wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 backpedals to his own corner.
+Hw 2016 tattoos Thing with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Thing connects with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hw 2016 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Thing steps aside and laughs.
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+Thing smacks Hw 2016 with a series of painful punches to the stomach. Hw 2016 gets mad!
+Thing smacks Hw 2016 with a roundhouse to the ribs. Hw 2016 grimaces in pain.
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+Thing clocks Hw 2016 with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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+Hw 2016 smashes Thing with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Thing catches Hw 2016 with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Hw 2016 lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Thing takes it in the forearms.
+Thing wakes up the fans with a series of vicious punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 47 of 47 punches, and HW 2016 landed 18 of 40 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 10-9


Thing doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Hw 2016 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 is brawling. (inside)

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+Hw 2016 scores with a series of blows to the ribs!!
+Thing tags Hw 2016 with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Hw 2016 tosses a series of powerful punches to the stomach!! Thing is hurt!
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-Hw 2016 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Thing punches Hw 2016 with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Hw 2016 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Thing throws a series of shots to the stomach.
+Hw 2016 backs up Thing with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Hw 2016 throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Thing jolts Hw 2016 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing throws a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Thing connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Thing tags Hw 2016 with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. Hw 2016 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 49 of 49 punches, and HW 2016 landed 18 of 42 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 20-18


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

Hw 2016 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Hw 2016 pummels Thing with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing smacks Hw 2016 with a pair of furious punches to the chest!
-Hw 2016 throws a series of right blows to the chin, but Thing blocks.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Hw 2016 drills Thing with a series of punches to the mouth.
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hw 2016 lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing nails Hw 2016 with a barrage of vicious blows to the chest. Hw 2016 quickly recovers.
-Hw 2016 throws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thing tosses a volley of mean punches to the chest.
+Thing nails Hw 2016 with a pair of wild shots to the chest. Hw 2016 ignores it.
+Thing tattoos Hw 2016 with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hw 2016 fires a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Hw 2016 tattoos Thing with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Thing hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Thing hits with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Hw 2016 doesn't notice.
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+Hw 2016 belts Thing with a uppercut to the eye.
+Hw 2016 scores with a straight right to the eye.
+Thing tattoos Hw 2016 with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
+Hw 2016 attacks with a series of blows to the temple!
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+Hw 2016 pops Thing with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
-Hw 2016 probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 throws a series of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Hw 2016 attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Thing hides behind his gloves.
-Hw 2016 charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Thing stays away from it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 49 of 49 punches, and HW 2016 landed 37 of 75 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 30-27


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

Hw 2016 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hw 2016 backs up Thing with a pair of hard punches to the chest!!
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+Thing hits with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
+Hw 2016 punches Thing with a painful hook to the stomach.
-Hw 2016 lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Thing grazes Hw 2016 with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Thing fires a pair of punches to the chest.
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing throws a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Thing attacks with a stiff straight right to the chest.
+Thing tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 quickly recovers.
+Thing lands a flurry of punches to the ribs! Hw 2016 doesn't notice.
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-Hw 2016 paws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Thing ties him up.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 launches a flurry of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Hw 2016 probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Thing narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 50 of 50 punches, and HW 2016 landed 14 of 40 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 40-36


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

Hw 2016 is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Thing hits Hw 2016 with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Hw 2016 beats a hasty retreat.
+Thing pummels Hw 2016 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Thing hits with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!!
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hw 2016 charges with a jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Hw 2016 stuns Thing with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Thing hits Hw 2016 with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Hw 2016 smashes Thing with a barrage of blows to the chest. Thing covers up.
+Thing hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach. Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hw 2016 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Thing backs out of it.
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+Thing hurts Hw 2016 with a pair of loud punches to the ribs!!
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-Hw 2016 launches a series of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Thing lashes out with a volley of strong blows to the stomach.
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Thing fires a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 48 of 48 punches, and HW 2016 landed 14 of 45 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 50-45


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

Hw 2016 looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thing staggers Hw 2016 with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Hw 2016 attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Thing backs out of it.
-Hw 2016 lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Thing hides behind his gloves.
+Thing catches Hw 2016 with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Hw 2016 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Hw 2016 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
+Thing throws a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Hw 2016 fires a series of punches to the ribs.
-Hw 2016 probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Thing hits with a light jab to the solar plexus.
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing clocks Hw 2016 with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Thing suprises Hw 2016 with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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+Thing pummels Hw 2016 with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing smashes Hw 2016 with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Thing backs out of it.
+Thing punches Hw 2016 with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Thing solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Thing hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Hw 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Thing backs up Hw 2016 with a series of punches to the ribs!! Hw 2016 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 43 of 46 punches, and HW 2016 landed 12 of 41 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 60-54


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

Hw 2016 looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thing scores with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Thing lands a strong cross to the solar plexus.
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+Thing hits Hw 2016 with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Thing pounds Hw 2016 with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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-Hw 2016 tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 fires a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Thing fires a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Hw 2016 pokes Thing with a flurry of solid shots to the chest.
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-Hw 2016 fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Thing takes it in the forearms.
Thing tries to attack, but Hw 2016 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hw 2016 probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Hw 2016 lunges with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 49 of 51 punches, and HW 2016 landed 11 of 42 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 70-63


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

Hw 2016 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Hw 2016 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thing hits Hw 2016 with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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+Thing hits with a solid jab to the head. Hw 2016 is hurt!
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+Thing drills Hw 2016 with a series of punches to the face.
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-Hw 2016 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Hw 2016 tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Hw 2016 throws a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Thing pokes Hw 2016 with a series of punches to the face.
Thing lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Hw 2016 goes down!!

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He's Out!
Tha Next Big Thing wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

Hw 2016 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let HW 2016 continue the fight! Tha Next Big Thing wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing wins by a knockout!


          

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