Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Krustball of Dorkdom Z defeated Jake Slaughter by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, June 25, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Krustball of Dorkdom Z!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Jake Slaughter!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom Z tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Slaughter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slaughter backs up Dorkdom Z with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom Z backpedals to his own corner.
+Slaughter hits with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom Z probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Slaughter hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkdom Z hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slaughter shakes Dorkdom Z with a solid roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom Z slams Slaughter with a flurry of combinations to the face.
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+Slaughter punches Dorkdom Z with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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+Slaughter thumps Dorkdom Z with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Slaughter throws a volley of mean combinations to the head.
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+Dorkdom Z hurts Slaughter with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Krustball of Dorkdom Z landed 12 of 24 punches, and Jake Slaughter landed 31 of 31 punches.
Jake Slaughter won the round 10-9
Jake Slaughter is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom Z doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slaughter doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom Z tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Slaughter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slaughter punches Dorkdom Z with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Slaughter fires a series of punches to the face.
-Dorkdom Z throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom Z pounds Slaughter with a volley of stiff combinations to the chin! Slaughter retreats to the far corner.
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+Slaughter annoys Dorkdom Z with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Slaughter lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkdom Z lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Slaughter smacks Dorkdom Z with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Slaughter hits with a volley of mean shots to the ribs. Dorkdom Z shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom Z tags Slaughter with a vicious jab to the temple.
+Slaughter tags Dorkdom Z with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Krustball of Dorkdom Z landed 12 of 26 punches, and Jake Slaughter landed 31 of 31 punches.
Jake Slaughter won the round 10-9
Jake Slaughter is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom Z doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Slaughter doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom Z tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Slaughter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slaughter wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the face!
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+Dorkdom Z clocks Slaughter with a flurry of combinations to the face!
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+Dorkdom Z shakes Slaughter with a flurry of off balance combinations to the face!! Slaughter ignores it.
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+Slaughter catches Dorkdom Z with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Slaughter wallops Dorkdom Z with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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-Slaughter fires a right sweeping right to the chin, but Dorkdom Z takes it in the forearms.
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+Slaughter hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Dorkdom Z belts Slaughter with a series of nasty combinations to the head.
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-Dorkdom Z paws a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Slaughter hammers Dorkdom Z with a flurry of furious combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Krustball of Dorkdom Z landed 15 of 24 punches, and Jake Slaughter landed 25 of 33 punches.
Jake Slaughter won the round 10-9
Jake Slaughter is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkdom Z remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Slaughter doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom Z is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slaughter tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Slaughter throws a series of left combinations to the eye, but Dorkdom Z takes it in the forearms.
-Slaughter tries a flurry of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slaughter paws a pair of combinations to the head, but Dorkdom Z backs out of it.
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+Slaughter hammers Dorkdom Z with a series of combinations to the mouth.
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-Slaughter probes with a volley of combinations to the eye, but Dorkdom Z quickly backs away.
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+Slaughter wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the chin. Dorkdom Z retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom Z jolts Slaughter with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom Z tags Slaughter with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Slaughter retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom Z throws a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom Z attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but Slaughter covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom Z lands a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Krustball of Dorkdom Z landed 22 of 31 punches, and Jake Slaughter landed 13 of 33 punches.
Krustball of Dorkdom Z won the round 10-9
Jake Slaughter is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkdom Z remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Slaughter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom Z is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slaughter tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Slaughter tries a pair of combinations to the temple, but Dorkdom Z ties him up.
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+Dorkdom Z nails Slaughter with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom Z fires a flurry of punches to the jaw. Slaughter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkdom Z lands a terrific haymaker and Slaughter is knocked off his feet!!
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Slaughter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom Z punches Slaughter with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom Z thumps Slaughter with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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-Slaughter paws a flurry of right combinations to the head, but Dorkdom Z ties him up.
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+Slaughter takes charge with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
+Slaughter hits with a flurry of combinations to the head. Dorkdom Z laughs!
+Dorkdom Z nails Slaughter with a barrage of loud combinations to the head.
-Slaughter fires a volley of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Slaughter connects with a volley of mean punches to the face. Dorkdom Z sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Slaughter probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Dorkdom Z backs out of it.
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BELL
Dorkdom Z remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Slaughter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Jake Slaughter continue the fight! Krustball of Dorkdom Z wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 2: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 3: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 4: Krustball of Dorkdom Z 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 2: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 3: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 4: Krustball of Dorkdom Z 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 2: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 3: Jake Slaughter 10-9
Round 4: Krustball of Dorkdom Z 10-9
Krustball of Dorkdom Z wins by a technical knockout!
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