Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Sharks Dwarf Straw by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Monday, May 16, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 84 pounds (38 kilograms) is Sharks Dwarf Straw!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Straw lashes out with a right punch to the temple, but falls short.
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+Banner jars Straw with a light right to the solar plexus.
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-Straw throws a series of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Banner hurts Straw with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Straw launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Banner steps aside.
+Straw belts Banner with a volley of shots to the head!
Straw lands a mighty right haymaker and Banner hurtles to the canvas!!
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Banner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw attacks with a pair of roundhouses to the temple.
+Straw punches Banner with a barrage of light roundhouses to the eye. Banner covers up.
+Banner drills Straw with a flurry of punches to the face.
Banner lands a devestating haymaker and Straw falls to the canvas!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Banner tosses a flurry of uppercuts to the temple.
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-Straw fires a barrage of roundhouses to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Banner rocks Straw with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth. Straw covers up.
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+Banner punches Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the temple! Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Banner connects with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
Banner lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Straw bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw tags Banner with a series of blows to the temple.
+Banner attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 11 of 30 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 24 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Straw connects with a uppercut to the head.
+Straw hits with a barrage of roundhouses to the face! Banner backpedals to his own corner.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of left crosses to the mouth, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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+Banner scores with a flurry of punches to the face. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
Banner lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Straw is knocked down!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw probes with a right to the jaw, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner connects with a jab to the head. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
Banner lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Straw goes down!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw tries to land a left cross to the head, but fails to score.
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-Straw launches a barrage of right crosses to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Banner nails Straw with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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+Straw lands a pair of nice uppercuts to the head.
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+Banner tosses a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw lunges with a hook to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Straw connects with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Banner laughs!
+Banner tattoos Straw with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Straw is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 9 of 30 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 25 of 25 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-7
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-16
Straw is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Banner pummels Straw with a pair of punches to the temple.
Banner lands a ferocious left haymaker and Straw hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Stupid Botton Banner wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-7
Stupid Botton Banner wins by a knockout!
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