Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Nyquil by disqualification in round 11.Match Monday, May 09, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Nyquil!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nyquil tries a series of punches to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
+Nyquil lands a roundhouse to the eye.
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-Nyquil lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Tutu! nails Nyquil with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Tutu! wallops Nyquil with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Nyquil covers up.
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+Tutu! hits with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+Nyquil fires a series of off balance punches to the face!!
-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Tutu! throws a flurry of glancing punches to the chin!
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-Tutu! throws a cross to the ribs, but Nyquil quickly backs away.
+Tutu! lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Nyquil nails Tutu! with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
+Nyquil drills Tutu! with a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Tutu! seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 36 of 56 punches, and Nyquil landed 22 of 28 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Nyquil doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu! fires a jab to the ribs.
+Nyquil pounds Tutu! with a hard jab to the temple.
+Nyquil throws a flurry of punches to the jaw. Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
-Nyquil fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Nyquil shakes Tutu! with a pair of light punches to the head.
-Tutu! charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Tutu! pounds Nyquil with a straight right to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Tutu! shakes Nyquil with a volley of punches to the head.
-Nyquil throws a jab to the chin, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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+Nyquil lands a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
-Nyquil fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! lunges with a right straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Nyquil rocks Tutu! with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Tutu! staggers Nyquil with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
+Tutu! staggers Nyquil with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Nyquil hits with a vicious sweeping right to the mouth. Tutu! doesn't notice.
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+Tutu! attacks with a series of punches to the head. Nyquil doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 39 of 52 punches, and Nyquil landed 34 of 57 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Nyquil doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu! stuns Nyquil with a light cross to the eye.
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+Nyquil hurts Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Tutu! takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Tutu! attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Nyquil asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu! tags Nyquil with a series of mean punches to the face!
+Nyquil thumps Tutu! with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Nyquil launches a jab to the stomach, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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+Tutu! annoys Nyquil with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Tutu! pops Nyquil with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Nyquil steps aside.
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+Tutu! punches Nyquil with a straight right to the head.
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+Nyquil connects with a pair of nice punches to the chest. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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+Tutu! connects with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Nyquil gets mad!
+Tutu! fires a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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+Nyquil pops Tutu! with a pair of mean shots to the ribs!
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-Nyquil lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Tutu! probes with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Nyquil ducks just in time.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Nyquil shakes Tutu! with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 39 of 57 punches, and Nyquil landed 27 of 42 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nyquil drills Tutu! with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Tutu! quickly recovers.
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+Tutu! hammers Nyquil with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw!!
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+Tutu! tags Nyquil with a series of punches to the mouth. Nyquil beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu! tattoos Nyquil with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Nyquil hits with a stiff straight right to the stomach.
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+Tutu! wallops Nyquil with a wild right to the temple.
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses.
+Nyquil connects with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu! solidly lands a series of powerful punches to the nose.
-Nyquil probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Nyquil narrowly avoids it
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+Nyquil connects with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Nyquil retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 37 of 59 punches, and Nyquil landed 29 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 40-36
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu! pounds Nyquil with a pair of punches to the ribs. Nyquil seems wobbly!
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-Nyquil paws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Nyquil punches Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Nyquil connects with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu! tags Nyquil with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Nyquil scores with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Nyquil attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Nyquil lands a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Nyquil doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 34 punches, and Nyquil landed 27 of 42 punches.
Nyquil won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nyquil takes charge with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Nyquil pummels Tutu! with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! whacks Nyquil with a left to the eye!!
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-Nyquil launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Tutu! attempts a jab to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Tutu! hammers Nyquil with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Nyquil asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Tutu! punches Nyquil with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
-Tutu! attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Nyquil paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Nyquil fires a volley of quick punches to the stomach!! Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tutu! belts Nyquil with a barrage of strong punches to the chin. Nyquil sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Nyquil hammers Tutu! with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Tutu! is hurt!
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+Tutu! lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Nyquil grazes Tutu! with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus!
+Tutu! connects with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Tutu! clocks Nyquil with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 39 of 54 punches, and Nyquil landed 26 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 59-55
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu! fires a volley of strong punches to the jaw!!
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+Tutu! lands a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
-Nyquil attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Nyquil throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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-Nyquil tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Tutu! annoys Nyquil with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw! Nyquil ignores it.
+Nyquil attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
+Nyquil pummels Tutu! with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Nyquil hurts Tutu! with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Tutu! pops Nyquil with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! lands a barrage of mean punches to the chin!
+Tutu! slams Nyquil with a left to the stomach.
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-Tutu! fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Nyquil takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu! pops Nyquil with a volley of wild punches to the chest! Nyquil shakes his head to clear it.
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+Nyquil smashes Tutu! with a roundhouse to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 37 of 60 punches, and Nyquil landed 25 of 43 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 69-64
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nyquil attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Nyquil punches Tutu! with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Nyquil ducks.
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+Nyquil solidly lands a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! fires a light sweeping right to the face.
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+Nyquil throws a strong jab to the chest.
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+Tutu! attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Tutu! tags Nyquil with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Nyquil throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! grimaces in pain.
-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Nyquil tattoos Tutu! with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Nyquil pounds Tutu! with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! pummels Nyquil with a stiff jab to the chin.
+Tutu! fires a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Nyquil gets mad!
-Nyquil charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! smashes Nyquil with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Nyquil throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Tutu! fires a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! throws a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Nyquil pops Tutu! with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 36 of 56 punches, and Nyquil landed 29 of 48 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 79-73
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nyquil tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the temple. Tutu! laughs!
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+Tutu! rocks Nyquil with a wild right to the chin.
+Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Nyquil tries a flurry of shots to the chin, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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-Nyquil paws a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Nyquil stays away from it.
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+Nyquil wallops Tutu! with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Nyquil throws Tutu! with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Nyquil attempts a straight right to the jaw, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Nyquil catches Tutu! with a jab to the head!! Tutu! doesn't notice.
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+Nyquil suprises Tutu! with a jab to the jaw.
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-Nyquil probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
+Nyquil thumps Tutu! with a jab to the jaw.
+Tutu! stuns Nyquil with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Nyquil ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 35 punches, and Nyquil landed 25 of 42 punches.
Nyquil won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 88-83
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nyquil doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu! hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Nyquil fires a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Tutu! covers up.
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+Nyquil throws a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Nyquil nails Tutu! with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Nyquil probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Nyquil leaps aside.
+Nyquil attacks with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Nyquil probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu! ties him up.
+Nyquil attacks with Tutu! with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Nyquil beats a hasty retreat.
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+Nyquil thumps Tutu! with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Tutu! is hurt!
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+Tutu! tags Nyquil with a series of powerful punches to the head. Nyquil asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tutu! clocks Nyquil with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 31 punches, and Nyquil landed 22 of 40 punches.
Nyquil won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nyquil remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nyquil is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Nyquil tattoos Tutu! with a head butt! Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nyquil remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Nyquil 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Nyquil 10-9
Round 10: Nyquil 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Nyquil 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Nyquil 10-9
Round 10: Nyquil 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Nyquil 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Nyquil 10-9
Round 10: Nyquil 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a foul!
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