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(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Sharks Straw Dwiant by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-113, 115-114.

Match Monday, May 09, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sharks Straw Dwiant!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Banner stuns Dwiant with a hard straight right to the ribs.
+Dwiant jolts Banner with a series of vicious feints to the mouth.
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+Banner clocks Dwiant with a nasty sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Banner charges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Dwiant ties him up.
-Banner charges with a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Dwiant lashes out with a pair of feints to the face!
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+ The fighters swap feints to the face.
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+Banner wallops Dwiant with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Dwiant grazes Banner with a flurry of nasty shots to the face.
-Dwiant attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Banner paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dwiant whacks Banner with a sweeping right to the head.
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-Banner attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Banner tries to land a feint and then a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dwiant throws a barrage of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Banner fires a solid jab to the stomach.
+Banner wakes up the fans with a mean sweeping right to the eye. Dwiant hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dwiant slams Banner with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 27 of 38 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 25 of 49 punches.

Sharks Straw Dwiant won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 10-9


Dwiant doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Banner lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Banner charges with a jab to the eye, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
-Banner attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of right feints to the head, but Dwiant blocks.
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-Banner tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Banner tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dwiant hits with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dwiant lunges with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Banner blocks.
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+ The fighters swap feints to the chin.
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+Dwiant attacks with a series of loud feints to the nose. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dwiant smashes Banner with a series of off balance shots to the mouth.
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+Banner tags Dwiant with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Dwiant grazes Banner with a volley of feints to the temple.
-Dwiant tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner hurts Dwiant with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 26 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 22 of 47 punches.

Sharks Straw Dwiant won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 20-18


Dwiant doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner comes out fighting.

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+Banner lands a volley of nice shots to the chest.
-Banner probes with a left hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dwiant attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Dwiant probes with a series of combinations to the eye, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of left feints to the ribs, but Dwiant deftly avoits it.
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+Dwiant throws a powerful feint and then a hook to the jaw. Banner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dwiant hits Banner with a volley of shots to the temple!
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+Banner lands a series of punches to the chest. Dwiant sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dwiant hits with a volley of quick feints to the solar plexus. Banner shakes his head to clear it.
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-Banner lunges with a flurry of feints to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dwiant hammers Banner with a barrage of feints to the chin. Banner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dwiant hits with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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-Banner attempts a feint and then an uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 27 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 33 punches.

Sharks Straw Dwiant won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 30-27


Dwiant doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dwiant is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Banner comes out fighting.

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+Banner takes charge with a quick jab to the stomach.
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Banner fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Dwiant slips it and strikes back with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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-Banner paws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Dwiant ducks just in time.
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+Banner hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach!!
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+Dwiant belts Banner with a series of nice combinations to the face.
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-Dwiant attempts a series of combinations to the head, but Banner escapes.
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-Banner launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Dwiant stays away from it.
-Dwiant attempts a right counter-punch to the head, but Banner escapes.
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-Dwiant fires a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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Banner throws a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Dwiant deflects it and strikes back with a flurry of strong combinations to the mouth.
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-Banner attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Banner attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but Dwiant narrowly avoids it
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Banner tries to land a left uppercut to the stomach, but Dwiant leans away and hits back with a volley of stinging combinations to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 10 of 22 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 33 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 39-37


Dwiant doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Banner attempts a right jab to the head, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
+Banner scores with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Banner clocks Dwiant with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Dwiant connects with a shot to the nose.
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+Dwiant rocks Banner with a mean combination to the mouth.
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+Dwiant lands a glancing straight right to the mouth. Banner laughs!
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-Dwiant fires a right feint and then a cross to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Banner punches Dwiant with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dwiant beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Banner launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dwiant covers himself well.
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-Banner paws a series of left punches to the head, but Dwiant ties him up.
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-Banner charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dwiant steps aside.
+Banner annoys Dwiant with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Banner grazes Dwiant with a volley of nice blows to the head.
+Dwiant hits with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
-Banner attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dwiant quickly backs away.
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-Dwiant lashes out with a pair of right shots to the eye, but Banner covers himself well.
+Dwiant nails Banner with a combination to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 26 of 37 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 56 punches.

Sharks Straw Dwiant won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 49-46


Dwiant doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dwiant backs up Banner with a series of feints to the chin.
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+Banner attacks with a left to the temple. Dwiant sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Banner nails Dwiant with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Dwiant fires a flurry of feints to the eye. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dwiant strikes with a series of shots to the ribs.
-Dwiant throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Dwiant probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Banner leaps aside.
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+Dwiant whacks Banner with a series of mean feints to the temple.
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-Banner launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Banner tosses a solid jab to the eye. Dwiant doesn't notice.
-Dwiant lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Dwiant leaps aside.
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+Banner wallops Dwiant with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Banner charges with a right cross to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters exchange feints to the jaw.
-Banner lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
+Dwiant lands a glancing feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Dwiant backs up Banner with a series of heavy shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 24 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 29 of 59 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 58-56


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Banner charges with a series of punches to the face, but Dwiant takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner hits with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Dwiant launches a barrage of feints to the solar plexus, but Banner stays away from it.
+Banner slams Dwiant with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Dwiant throws a barrage of solid feints to the solar plexus.
-Banner tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Banner paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dwiant ducks.
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-Dwiant tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Banner slams Dwiant with a vicious cross to the chest.
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-Dwiant fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
+Banner tattoos Dwiant with a jab to the nose.
+Banner tags Dwiant with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Dwiant pounds Banner with a series of hard feints to the chest.
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-Banner lashes out with a left jab to the eye, but Dwiant steps aside.
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+Dwiant punches Banner with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
+Banner tosses a series of quick feints to the nose.
-Banner probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 22 of 39 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 21 of 58 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Straw Dwiant is winning the fight 67-66


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-Banner probes with a feint and then a hook to the eye, but Dwiant escapes.
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-Banner charges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Banner connects with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Banner hurts Dwiant with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Banner throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Banner probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dwiant escapes.
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-Dwiant paws a straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Banner tries a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Banner fires a feint and then a cross to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dwiant tosses a counter-punch to the chin!!
+Dwiant hits with a series of feints to the face.
+Dwiant pummels Banner with a series of feints to the eye.
-Banner attempts a left combination to the eye, but Dwiant quickly backs away.
+Banner throws a series of commanding punches to the mouth! Dwiant sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Banner punches Dwiant with a flurry of strong feints to the ribs.
+Banner fires a flurry of shots to the nose.
-Dwiant probes with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Dwiant fires a barrage of loud combinations to the eye.
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-Dwiant charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Banner steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
+Banner pounds Dwiant with a mean counter-punch to the chin.
+Banner lands a barrage of quick punches to the nose. Dwiant falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 21 of 42 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 36 of 82 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dwiant wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye. Banner laughs!
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+Banner hits with a nice straight right to the temple.
+Banner throws a painful cross to the jaw.
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-Banner probes with a volley of feints to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dwiant escapes.
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+Banner nails Dwiant with a series of punches to the eye!
-Banner launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dwiant quickly backs away.
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-Dwiant throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Banner fires a left to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Banner throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dwiant staggers Banner with a combination to the eye.
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-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Banner lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Dwiant takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner hurts Dwiant with a series of punches to the mouth!!
-Banner tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but Dwiant steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwiant connects with a barrage of quick shots to the chest. Banner laughs!
-Banner throws a left counter-punch to the temple, but Dwiant quickly backs away.
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-Dwiant charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Banner throws a pair of punches to the head, but Dwiant ducks.
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-Banner attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Dwiant narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 24 of 38 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 30 of 83 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 86-85


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dwiant probes with a flurry of left feints to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Dwiant tries a series of feints to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Banner hits with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Banner slams Dwiant with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Banner fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dwiant covers himself well.
-Banner charges with a volley of blows to the chin, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
+Banner attacks with a jab to the nose!
-Banner tries a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dwiant beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner attempts a jab to the mouth, but Dwiant ducks.
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+Banner slams Dwiant with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Banner launches a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dwiant tags Banner with a volley of quick combinations to the nose.
-Banner fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dwiant jars Banner with a counter-punch to the face.
+Banner pokes Dwiant with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
-Banner attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner charges with a pair of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Dwiant paws a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dwiant attacks with a pair of feints to the ribs.
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+Dwiant whacks Banner with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dwiant backs out of it.
+Banner stuns Dwiant with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 23 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 30 of 82 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 96-94


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Banner paws a left jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Banner hits Dwiant with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Dwiant sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Banner pounds Dwiant with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Banner rocks Dwiant with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner lunges with a left roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dwiant hammers Banner with a series of stinging combinations to the head. Banner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Banner paws a volley of left shots to the head, but Dwiant hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner connects with a series of light punches to the nose.
-Dwiant probes with a series of feints to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dwiant steps aside.
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+Banner suprises Dwiant with a volley of punches to the mouth! Dwiant beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner shakes Dwiant with a barrage of punches to the head. Dwiant sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Banner lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dwiant leaps aside.
+Dwiant pokes Banner with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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-Banner attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Banner throws a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dwiant narrowly avoids it
+Dwiant annoys Banner with a pair of stiff combinations to the mouth.
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-Dwiant tries a shot to the mouth, but Banner ducks just in time.
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-Dwiant attacks with a barrage of left feints to the head, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters trade feints to the eye.
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+Banner solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 23 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 32 of 91 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 106-103


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dwiant feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dwiant lunges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Banner backs out of it.
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+Banner grazes Dwiant with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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-Banner tries a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Dwiant attacks with a series of light punches to the temple. Banner quickly recovers.
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+Dwiant hits with a heavy feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Dwiant hits with a flurry of glancing combinations to the face.
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-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Dwiant blocks.
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+Dwiant hits with a volley of painful feints to the stomach.
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-Banner throws a pair of feints to the mouth, but Dwiant blocks.
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-Dwiant probes with a flurry of feints to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Dwiant fires a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Banner doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dwiant wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Dwiant ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Straw Dwiant landed 25 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 32 punches.

Sharks Straw Dwiant won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 115-113


Dwiant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 116-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Straw Dwiant 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 115-114

Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!