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(Strawweight) Umpa Lumpa defeated Jack Kevorkian by disqualification in round 12.

Match Monday, March 28, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 74 pounds (34 kilograms) is Jack Kevorkian!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Umpa Lumpa!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Lumpa attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Lumpa hides behind his gloves.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevorkian attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Kevorkian probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
-Lumpa attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Lumpa paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Lumpa throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Kevorkian escapes.
+Lumpa wallops Kevorkian with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevorkian charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Kevorkian tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Lumpa steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 36 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 7 of 31 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 10-9


Kevorkian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lumpa doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Kevorkian fires a jab to the nose, but Lumpa blocks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lumpa attacks with a series of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Lumpa hits Kevorkian with a series of stinging shots to the chest.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian fires a left to the nose, but Lumpa stays away from it.
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-Kevorkian tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but Lumpa beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevorkian launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Lumpa stays away from it.
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-Kevorkian throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Lumpa takes it in the forearms.
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-Lumpa attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Lumpa charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian ties him up.
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-Kevorkian attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Kevorkian thumps Lumpa with a flurry of shots to the nose. Lumpa retreats to the far corner.
-Kevorkian attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Kevorkian hits with a stinging straight right to the eye. Lumpa hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevorkian charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 10 of 64 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 8 of 32 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 20-18


Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!

Lumpa doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Lumpa attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Kevorkian narrowly avoids it
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-Kevorkian fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lumpa paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Kevorkian takes it in the forearms.
-Lumpa launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lumpa throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Lumpa tags Kevorkian with a volley of wild shots to the stomach! Kevorkian doesn't seem bothered.
-Kevorkian throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevorkian hits with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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-Kevorkian fires a left straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 8 of 44 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 10 of 35 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 30-27


Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Lumpa tries a pair of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Kevorkian lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but Lumpa steps aside.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Lumpa paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
-Kevorkian attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Lumpa quickly backs away.
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-Kevorkian launches a series of right punches to the chest, but Lumpa blocks.
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+Lumpa punches Kevorkian with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lumpa tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Lumpa attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Kevorkian takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 39 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 8 of 32 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 40-36


Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Lumpa launches a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lumpa attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Kevorkian tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Lumpa paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Lumpa attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevorkian attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Lumpa covers himself well.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lumpa scores with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Kevorkian probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Lumpa stays away from it.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 7 of 41 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 9 of 32 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 50-45


Kevorkian grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lumpa lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Kevorkian steps aside.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Lumpa deftly avoits it.
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+Kevorkian strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Lumpa attempts a right uppercut to the stomach, but misses.
-Lumpa lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian hides behind his gloves.
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-Lumpa throws a right sweeping right to the chest, but to no avail.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Lumpa pops Kevorkian with a nice jab to the chest.
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-Kevorkian throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Lumpa beats a hasty retreat.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 43 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 9 of 34 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 60-54


Kevorkian grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Lumpa throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Kevorkian probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lumpa charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Kevorkian ties him up.
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+Lumpa hits Kevorkian with a flurry of loud shots to the chest.
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-Lumpa lunges with a right uppercut to the chest, but Kevorkian narrowly avoids it
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+Kevorkian lands a barrage of light blows to the stomach.
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-Kevorkian attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Lumpa takes it in the forearms.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian paws a left jab to the stomach, but Lumpa leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 41 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 9 of 30 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 70-63


Kevorkian is obviously tired.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Kevorkian launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Kevorkian attacks with a series of glancing shots to the chest.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Kevorkian lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Lumpa covers himself well.
+Lumpa tosses a volley of blows to the stomach.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Kevorkian probes with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Lumpa probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Lumpa lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Lumpa ducks just in time.
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-Lumpa paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Kevorkian narrowly avoids it
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-Kevorkian probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Lumpa leaps aside.
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-Kevorkian attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 8 of 47 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 9 of 34 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 80-72


Kevorkian is obviously tired.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Kevorkian jolts Lumpa with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Kevorkian tries a flurry of right blows to the face, but Lumpa ducks just in time.
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+Lumpa lashes out with a flurry of off balance shots to the stomach.
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+Lumpa tosses a loud right to the solar plexus.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Lumpa steps aside.
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-Kevorkian tries a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Lumpa fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian ducks.
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-Kevorkian fires a volley of punches to the nose, but Lumpa stays away from it.
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+Kevorkian fires a pair of quick punches to the head.
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-Lumpa charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Kevorkian ducks just in time.
-Lumpa fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian ducks.
-Lumpa throws a right right to the chest, but misses.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Lumpa hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 41 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 10 of 35 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 90-81


Kevorkian is slowing down.

Lumpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa fights inside. (inside)

+Kevorkian whacks Lumpa with a volley of punches to the jaw! Lumpa doesn't notice.
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+Kevorkian suprises Lumpa with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Kevorkian launches a pair of punches to the face, but Lumpa ties him up.
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+Lumpa wallops Kevorkian with a flurry of heavy punches to the face!
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-Kevorkian probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Lumpa beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lumpa probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Lumpa attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Kevorkian launches a volley of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Lumpa throws a straight right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevorkian lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Lumpa escapes.
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-Kevorkian fires a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Lumpa catches Kevorkian with a series of loud shots to the head.
-Kevorkian tries to land a right straight right to the head, but Lumpa blocks.
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-Kevorkian launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Lumpa blocks.
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-Lumpa tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 7 of 38 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 12 of 39 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-8

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 100-89


Kevorkian is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Lumpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa fights inside. (inside)

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-Lumpa attempts a volley of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Lumpa fires a volley of shots to the face, but Kevorkian escapes.
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-Kevorkian tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Kevorkian tries a jab to the face, but Lumpa backs out of it.
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-Kevorkian attempts a left jab to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Kevorkian wakes up the fans with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Lumpa throws a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Kevorkian rocks Lumpa with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Kevorkian throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Lumpa launches a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Kevorkian tries to land a right uppercut to the head, but Lumpa takes it in the forearms.
+Lumpa tattoos Kevorkian with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Lumpa attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Lumpa lands a well placed right blow to the head and Kevorkian is knocked down!!

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Kevorkian struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lumpa tosses a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Kevorkian hits with a series of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 40 punches, and Umpa Lumpa landed 11 of 38 punches.

Umpa Lumpa won the round 10-7

Umpa Lumpa is winning the fight 110-96


Kevorkian looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Lumpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lumpa fights inside. (inside)

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-Lumpa lunges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but Kevorkian blocks.
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-Lumpa attacks with a barrage of blows to the head, but to no avail.
+Kevorkian attacks with Lumpa with a low blow! Umpa Lumpa is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Umpa Lumpa wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Kevorkian looks exhausted. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Lumpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa 10-7

Umpa Lumpa wins by a foul!