Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Big ZWIP Boy defeated Big Lurch by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Saturday, March 12, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 585 pounds (265 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 8 inches (264 centimeters) tall weighing in at 666 pounds (302 kilograms) is Big ZWIP Boy!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lurch feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Zwip Boy throws a volley of punches to the nose. Lurch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of strong combinations to the head.
+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of wild feints to the eye. Big Zwip Boy shakes his head to clear it.
+Lurch annoys Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of mean feints to the solar plexus!
+Lurch slams Big Zwip Boy with a volley of punches to the nose. Big Zwip Boy beats a hasty retreat.
+Lurch takes charge with a feint and then a hook to the mouth! Big Zwip Boy seems wobbly!
+Lurch annoys Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of commanding feints to the temple. Big Zwip Boy seems wobbly!
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+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a solid feint and then a cross to the jaw.
+Lurch connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
+Big Zwip Boy takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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+Big Zwip Boy throws a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Lurch smacks Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose. Big Zwip Boy doesn't notice.
+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a solid shot to the chin.
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+Lurch annoys Big Zwip Boy with a series of wild combinations to the jaw! Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Big Zwip Boy hits with a painful right to the temple.
+Lurch drills Big Zwip Boy with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Lurch attacks with a volley of solid punches to the head.
+Big Zwip Boy jars Lurch with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Lurch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lurch connects with a series of vicious feints to the face.
+Lurch catches Big Zwip Boy with a series of solid combinations to the jaw! Big Zwip Boy seems wobbly!
+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a series of wild feints to the eye!
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+Lurch hits with a pair of stinging feints to the ribs.
+Lurch stuns Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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+Lurch smashes Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of painful feints to the eye. Big Zwip Boy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lurch pokes Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of quick shots to the temple. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 84 of 93 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 29 of 35 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 10-9
Lurch doesn't even want to rest!
Big Zwip Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lurch feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lurch solidly lands a series of feints to the jaw!
+Lurch lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
+Lurch hits with a series of hard feints to the stomach.
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+Big Zwip Boy hammers Lurch with a jab to the face.
+Big Zwip Boy punches Lurch with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Lurch lands a counter-punch to the nose. Big Zwip Boy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lurch shakes Big Zwip Boy with a pair of commanding feints to the stomach. Big Zwip Boy covers up.
+Lurch lashes out with a flurry of solid feints to the eye.
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+Lurch solidly lands a barrage of feints to the chin.
+Lurch scores with a strong feint and then an uppercut to the nose.
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+Lurch fires a barrage of furious shots to the chest. Big Zwip Boy gets mad!
+Lurch tattoos Big Zwip Boy with a pair of off balance feints to the jaw.
+Big Zwip Boy grazes Lurch with a pair of punches to the face.
+Lurch backs up Big Zwip Boy with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Lurch grazes Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of feints to the face!!
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+Lurch lands a flurry of off balance feints to the head.
+Lurch pounds Big Zwip Boy with a jab to the temple.
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+Big Zwip Boy shakes Lurch with a series of punches to the face.
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+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Lurch smacks Big Zwip Boy with a pair of feints to the chest.
-Lurch attempts a left feint and then an uppercut to the head, but Big Zwip Boy takes it in the forearms.
+Lurch pounds Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of feints to the nose. Big Zwip Boy quickly recovers.
+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a commanding sweeping right to the head. Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lurch fires a pair of furious shots to the temple.
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+Lurch throws a flurry of feints to the temple! Big Zwip Boy shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters trade feints to the jaw.
+Lurch fires a barrage of feints to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 89 of 89 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 22 of 22 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 20-18
Lurch doesn't even want to rest!
Big Zwip Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lurch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Zwip Boy fires a vicious jab to the mouth.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch rocks Big Zwip Boy with a series of mean blows to the ribs. Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Lurch lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but Big Zwip Boy ties him up.
+Lurch jolts Big Zwip Boy with a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Zwip Boy annoys Lurch with a light left to the nose. Lurch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big Zwip Boy pops Lurch with a quick sweeping right to the chin.
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+Big Zwip Boy punches Lurch with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Lurch throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 22 of 23 punches.
Big ZWIP Boy won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 29-28
Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Zwip Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Lurch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Big Zwip Boy whacks Lurch with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Big Zwip Boy solidly lands a series of nice blows to the head.
+Lurch takes charge with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Big Zwip Boy covers up.
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+Lurch tosses a pair of wild blows to the ribs.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Zwip Boy hurts Lurch with a flurry of blows to the face. Lurch is hurt!
-Lurch fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Big Zwip Boy steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Zwip Boy jars Lurch with a series of off balance punches to the jaw!
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+Lurch grazes Big Zwip Boy with a series of blows to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 11 of 25 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 22 of 24 punches.
Big ZWIP Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Zwip Boy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Lurch feints and fakes. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Lurch throws a powerful roundhouse to the chin.
-Lurch fires a left feint and then an uppercut to the nose, but Big Zwip Boy hides behind his gloves.
+Big Zwip Boy pounds Lurch with a flurry of powerful shots to the head.
+Lurch hits with a series of glancing combinations to the eye.
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+Big Zwip Boy whacks Lurch with a pair of punches to the head!
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+Lurch wallops Big Zwip Boy with a series of nice punches to the nose.
+Big Zwip Boy belts Lurch with a jab to the nose.
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+Lurch hits with a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Big Zwip Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lurch solidly lands a volley of combinations to the mouth. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Lurch launches a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Zwip Boy hits with a series of punches to the chin!! Lurch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lurch smacks Big Zwip Boy with a volley of loud shots to the face. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lurch clocks Big Zwip Boy with a volley of wild feints to the chin.
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+Lurch attacks with a pair of stinging feints to the eye!
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+Lurch attacks with a series of feints to the mouth!!
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 41 of 57 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 23 of 23 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 48-47
Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Zwip Boy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Lurch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lurch hurts Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of punches to the chest. Big Zwip Boy grimaces in pain.
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-Lurch tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Zwip Boy hits with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Lurch scores with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Zwip Boy attacks with a right roundhouse to the temple, but misses.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lurch throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy leaps aside.
+Big Zwip Boy lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Big Zwip Boy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 10 of 23 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 16 of 23 punches.
Big ZWIP Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Zwip Boy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Lurch feints and fakes. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lurch attacks with a heavy jab to the chin.
-Lurch attempts a feint and then a hook to the nose, but Big Zwip Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lurch throws a series of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lurch throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Lurch attacks with a flurry of feints to the head, but only hits air.
+Big Zwip Boy takes charge with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. Lurch shakes his head to clear it.
+Lurch connects with a barrage of mean feints to the head.
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+Big Zwip Boy connects with a flurry of shots to the nose. Lurch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Zwip Boy attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Lurch fires a flurry of loud punches to the nose. Big Zwip Boy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lurch pops Big Zwip Boy with a pair of stiff feints to the temple.
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+Lurch tosses a series of painful feints to the jaw.
+Lurch whacks Big Zwip Boy with a combination to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 48 of 55 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 21 of 22 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 67-66
Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Lurch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Big Zwip Boy smashes Lurch with a off balance right to the temple.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch backs up Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lurch lands a commanding sweeping right to the chest. Big Zwip Boy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lurch launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy beats a hasty retreat.
-Lurch probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy leaps aside.
+Big Zwip Boy tags Lurch with a pair of vicious punches to the temple! Lurch is hurt!
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-Big Zwip Boy tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Big Zwip Boy fires a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 12 of 23 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 19 of 24 punches.
Big ZWIP Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Lurch feints and fakes. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Lurch lashes out with a straight right to the jaw.
+Lurch pokes Big Zwip Boy with a quick feint and then a cross to the jaw.
-Lurch tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy leaps aside.
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+Big Zwip Boy strikes with a painful straight right to the jaw!
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+Big Zwip Boy slams Lurch with a volley of stiff punches to the temple!
+Big Zwip Boy thumps Lurch with a nice cross to the chin.
+Lurch wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Big Zwip Boy is hurt!
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+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a series of powerful shots to the chin.
+Big Zwip Boy shakes Lurch with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Lurch is hurt!
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+Lurch hurts Big Zwip Boy with a volley of light feints to the head.
+Big Zwip Boy backs up Lurch with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Big Zwip Boy tosses a flurry of punches to the eye!! Lurch is hurt!
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+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of wild feints to the eye.
+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Lurch tags Big Zwip Boy with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
+Lurch connects with a volley of strong blows to the face. Big Zwip Boy covers up.
+Lurch slams Big Zwip Boy with a volley of loud feints to the temple.
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+Lurch hits Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of combinations to the jaw! Big Zwip Boy covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 50 of 51 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 29 of 31 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 86-85
Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Lurch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big Zwip Boy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lurch thumps Big Zwip Boy with a stinging hook to the temple.
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-Lurch launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Big Zwip Boy covers himself well.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Zwip Boy wallops Lurch with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Big Zwip Boy hammers Lurch with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Big Zwip Boy stuns Lurch with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch attacks with a wild jab to the eye. Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Big Zwip Boy fires a series of hard punches to the temple.
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-Lurch attacks with a uppercut to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big Zwip Boy attacks with a hard jab to the chin.
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+Lurch pummels Big Zwip Boy with a jab to the jaw.
Big Zwip Boy tries to attack, but Lurch hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 15 of 25 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 33 of 40 punches.
Big ZWIP Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Lurch feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Big Zwip Boy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lurch wakes up the fans with a light feint and then a jab to the temple!! Big Zwip Boy seems wobbly!
+Lurch tattoos Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of glancing feints to the eye.
+Big Zwip Boy fires a stiff combination to the chin.
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+Lurch tags Big Zwip Boy with a series of combinations to the head.
+Lurch fires a off balance feint and then a jab to the chest.
+Lurch scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Lurch tosses a barrage of vicious feints to the eye.
+Lurch lands a stiff feint and then a hook to the jaw. Big Zwip Boy is hurt!
+Lurch tosses a flurry of feints to the chest.
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+Big Zwip Boy fires a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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-Lurch probes with a series of feints to the temple, but Big Zwip Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lurch backs up Big Zwip Boy with a pair of punches to the chest. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big Zwip Boy hits with a series of combinations to the temple. Lurch gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
+Lurch hits with a loud counter-punch to the stomach.
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-Lurch throws a pair of feints to the face, but only hits air.
+Lurch lashes out with a barrage of furious feints to the eye. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Big Zwip Boy strikes with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Lurch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lurch thumps Big Zwip Boy with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Big Zwip Boy doesn't notice.
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+Lurch strikes with a nice feint and then a cross to the jaw.
+Lurch lands a feint and then a hook to the jaw. Big Zwip Boy doesn't notice.
+Lurch wallops Big Zwip Boy with a series of punches to the nose!!
+Big Zwip Boy pops Lurch with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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+Lurch hurts Big Zwip Boy with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
+Big Zwip Boy catches Lurch with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Lurch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lurch hits with a off balance jab to the stomach. Big Zwip Boy falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 87 of 104 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 39 of 39 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 105-104
Lurch is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Lurch throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Big Zwip Boy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Big Zwip Boy slams Lurch with a barrage of vicious uppercuts to the temple.
+Lurch whacks Big Zwip Boy with a series of stinging uppercuts to the chin.
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+Lurch punches Big Zwip Boy with a right to the eye.
+Big Zwip Boy pops Lurch with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye!!
Big Zwip Boy lands a quick left haymaker and Lurch falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Big ZWIP Boy wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lurch can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Big Zwip Boy is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 9: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 10: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 11: Big Lurch 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 9: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 10: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 11: Big Lurch 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 9: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 10: Big ZWIP Boy 10-9
Round 11: Big Lurch 10-9
Big ZWIP Boy wins by a knockout!
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