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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Angry Byrd by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 05, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 654 pounds (297 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 381 pounds (173 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt solidly lands a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches Angry with a strong hook to the temple.
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Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt fires a series of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Angry punches This Is Going To Hurt with a glancing jab to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt tattoos Angry with a barrage of quick shots to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt belts Angry with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt drills Angry with a series of blows to the mouth. Angry covers up.
Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt fires a volley of hard shots to the mouth.
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Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Angry lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Angry thumps This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
+Angry drills This Is Going To Hurt with a nice cross to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Angry with a series of punches to the jaw.
-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a left to the nose, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Angry with a series of heavy blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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+Angry throws a pair of strong punches to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a series of punches to the head!
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+This Is Going To Hurt tags Angry with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 32 of 32 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 45 of 60 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


Angry doesn't want to stop fighting!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt catches Angry with a flurry of furious blows to the chin.
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+Angry attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt drills Angry with a powerful straight right to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Angry with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Angry smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
+This Is Going To Hurt suprises Angry with a flurry of shots to the eye. Angry covers up.
+Angry lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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-This Is Going To Hurt paws a pair of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a series of hard shots to the temple. Angry sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a series of blows to the chin, but misses.
+Angry takes charge with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Angry with a flurry of wild shots to the eye.
+Angry grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of blows to the head. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of solid punches to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt pops Angry with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Angry attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Angry ties him up.
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+Angry lashes out with a flurry of mean punches to the nose!!
+Angry slams This Is Going To Hurt with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Angry tags This Is Going To Hurt with a wild sweeping right to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of furious shots to the jaw. Angry gets mad!
+Angry tags This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the head.
Angry tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 48 of 52 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 39 of 58 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Angry belts This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Angry hits with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Angry punches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Angry with a series of blows to the chin!
+Angry rocks This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of solid punches to the chest. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Angry jolts This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
+Angry strikes with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Angry throws a flurry of hooks to the temple.
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+Angry hits with a series of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Angry hits with a pair of punches to the face.
+Angry jars This Is Going To Hurt with a stinging straight right to the ribs.
Angry lands a sudden hook and This Is Going To Hurt hurtles to the canvas!!

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This Is Going To Hurt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Angry with a flurry of nice crosses to the mouth. Angry asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Angry with a series of powerful crosses to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt throws Angry with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Angry with a series of painful shots to the temple!
This Is Going To Hurt lands a tremendous haymaker and Angry drops like a stone!!

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Angry struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt backs up Angry with a barrage of hooks to the mouth.
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+Angry whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a powerful left to the stomach.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Angry with a volley of shots to the nose. Angry sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Angry with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a series of light crosses to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Angry with a pair of roundhouses to the head.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a decisive blow to the head and Angry is knocked down!!

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Angry struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Angry with a volley of stiff shots to the chin.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a slow motion hook and Angry is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Angry is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

This Is Going To Hurt is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!


          

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