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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 7 defeated Day after discharge by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, February 15, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Day after discharge!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Discharge thumps Dorkness 7 with a volley of blows to the head.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 7 backs up Discharge with a barrage of wild blows to the chest. Discharge doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 7 smashes Discharge with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Discharge doesn't seem bothered.
+Discharge throws a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 7 tries a right right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Discharge connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Discharge throws a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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+Discharge pokes Dorkness 7 with a volley of loud punches to the face.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a series of blows to the ribs, but Discharge ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Day after discharge landed 30 of 30 punches.

Day after discharge won the round 10-9

Day after discharge is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Discharge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 7 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Discharge ducks.
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+Discharge lashes out with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Discharge hits with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach!
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 jolts Discharge with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Discharge whacks Dorkness 7 with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach!
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+Discharge thumps Dorkness 7 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge lashes out with a flurry of quick blows to the stomach. Dorkness 7 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Discharge staggers Dorkness 7 with a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 7 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Day after discharge landed 29 of 33 punches.

Day after discharge won the round 10-9

Day after discharge is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Discharge doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Discharge annoys Dorkness 7 with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 7 wallops Discharge with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Discharge connects with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 7 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Discharge hits with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 7 shakes Discharge with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge smacks Dorkness 7 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 7 laughs!
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Discharge backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Day after discharge landed 27 of 29 punches.

Day after discharge won the round 10-9

Day after discharge is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Discharge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 7 shakes Discharge with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 7 throws a nice jab to the chest! Discharge shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 7 throws a light right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 7 grazes Discharge with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Discharge suprises Dorkness 7 with a flurry of punches to the face! Dorkness 7 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 24 of 40 punches, and Day after discharge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Day after discharge is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

Discharge is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Discharge tries a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge tags Dorkness 7 with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Discharge connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 7 thumps Discharge with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Discharge punches Dorkness 7 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest!
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 7 annoys Discharge with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Discharge falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 7 pokes Discharge with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 19 of 23 punches, and Day after discharge landed 17 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Day after discharge is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

Discharge is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Discharge tags Dorkness 7 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 7 grimaces in pain.
+Discharge pounds Dorkness 7 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 7 hammers Discharge with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 7 lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Discharge bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 7 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Discharge can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 wins by a knockout!