Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Walker Alan by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, February 10, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Walker Alan!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Walker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 throws a left straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Walker with a flurry of shots to the head. Walker doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Walker with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth. Walker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Walker lands a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a volley of punches to the face. Walker shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Walker with a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Walker hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Walker with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Walker blocks.
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Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 5 launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Walker ties him up.
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Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Walker pummels Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a hook to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of wild blows to the face!
+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of shots to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 49 of 78 punches, and Walker Alan landed 20 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Walker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Walker is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Walker with a barrage of blows to the ribs! Walker gets mad!
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Walker leaps aside.
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+Walker throws a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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+Walker hits with a series of hard punches to the face.
+Walker belts Dorkness 5 with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Walker whacks Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Walker takes charge with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Walker covers himself well.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Walker with a pair of furious blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a series of wild shots to the chest.
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+Walker rocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance shots to the chin!
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+Walker smashes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Walker suprises Dorkness 5 with a glancing jab to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 42 punches, and Walker Alan landed 43 of 43 punches.
Walker Alan won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Walker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Walker is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Walker whacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Walker pounds Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Walker hits with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a pair of punches to the chest!
Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Walker hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Walker deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Walker steps aside.
Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Walker lands a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 5 fires a volley of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 5 scores with a pair of shots to the eye. Walker doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a left right to the stomach, but Walker steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a right hook to the mouth, but Walker blocks.
+Walker hits with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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+Walker scores with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of left shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Walker attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Walker annoys Dorkness 5 with a commanding jab to the mouth.
+Walker fires a loud straight right to the temple!
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+Dorkness 5 drills Walker with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Walker beats a hasty retreat.
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Walker tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 jolts Walker with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Walker with a volley of heavy blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Walker with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Walker fires a barrage of solid blows to the mouth.
+Walker belts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong blows to the face. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 5 hurts Walker with a flurry of strong shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 55 of 94 punches, and Walker Alan landed 55 of 59 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Walker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Walker is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of shots to the head!
Dorkness 5 lands a sudden right uppercut and Walker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Walker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Walker annoys Dorkness 5 with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
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+Walker hurts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
+Walker grazes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Walker tosses a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Walker scores with a series of light punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a series of right hooks to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Walker with a series of commanding punches to the mouth! Walker seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of left crosses to the chin, but Walker covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a volley of hooks to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of quick punches to the face.
+Walker smacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of off balance roundhouses to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Walker takes charge with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Walker slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of crosses to the chest.
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BELL
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Walker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.
The doctor won't let Walker Alan continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Walker Alan 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Walker Alan 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Walker Alan 10-9
Round 3: Walker Alan 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!
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