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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 9 defeated Vigor by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, February 09, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Vigor!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 9!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 9 attacks with Vigor with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 9 rocks Vigor with a powerful hook to the nose.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vigor staggers Dorkness 9 with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye!
+Vigor drills Dorkness 9 with a series of light shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 9 fires a pair of solid punches to the nose.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 punches Vigor with a pair of stiff blows to the eye.
Dorkness 9 lands a cruel uppercut and Vigor's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Vigor struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Vigor fires a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 9 escapes.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 lands a pair of quick shots to the nose.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Vigor hurts Dorkness 9 with a volley of heavy shots to the mouth. Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
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-Dorkness 9 fires a pair of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 15 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 10-8


Vigor doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Vigor lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vigor hurts Dorkness 9 with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Vigor tags Dorkness 9 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 9 lands a pair of solid shots to the stomach. Vigor quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 12 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 16 punches.

Vigor won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 19-18


Vigor remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 punches Vigor with a barrage of solid blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Vigor jars Dorkness 9 with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Vigor whacks Dorkness 9 with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Dorkness 9 gets mad!
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Vigor throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 lashes out with a left left to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 9 fires a hook to the stomach.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Vigor pummels Dorkness 9 with a barrage of light blows to the stomach. Dorkness 9 quickly recovers.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 11 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 29-27


Vigor grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Vigor ducks.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Vigor blocks.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 smashes Vigor with a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus. Vigor seems wobbly!
+Vigor attacks with a series of glancing shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vigor hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Vigor fires a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 39-36


Vigor grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Vigor attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 9 ducks just in time.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 scores with a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 lashes out with a left hook to the chest, but falls short.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 smacks Vigor with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 9 throws a cross to the stomach, but Vigor takes it in the forearms.
-Vigor attacks with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Vigor smacks Dorkness 9 with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 13 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 49-45


Vigor is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Vigor hits Dorkness 9 with a strong uppercut to the chest.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Vigor blocks.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Vigor throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 9 hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Vigor fires a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Vigor throws a series of loud blows to the stomach.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 9 tosses a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 9 connects with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 13 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 59-54


Vigor is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Vigor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 takes charge with a flurry of solid blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Vigor paws a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Vigor lands a pair of furious blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 laughs!
+Dorkness 9 smashes Vigor with a volley of punches to the chest!!
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Vigor hits with a heavy uppercut to the ribs.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but Vigor narrowly avoids it
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 9 thumps Vigor with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Vigor probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 9 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 13 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 13 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 69-63


Vigor is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Vigor grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Vigor charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 9 staggers Vigor with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Vigor probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 9 ties him up.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 9 catches Vigor with a series of glancing shots to the chest. Vigor grimaces in pain.
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+Vigor wallops Dorkness 9 with a loud right to the nose.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vigor belts Dorkness 9 with a series of mean shots to the eye.
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-Vigor lunges with a right roundhouse to the temple, but Dorkness 9 narrowly avoids it
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 11 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 79-72


Vigor looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Vigor grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 9 charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Vigor steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 9 paws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Vigor escapes.
+Dorkness 9 throws a series of nice punches to the stomach. Vigor laughs!
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+Dorkness 9 shakes Vigor with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Vigor is hurt!
-Vigor tries a pair of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
-Vigor lunges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Vigor hits Dorkness 9 with a pair of strong punches to the head.
-Vigor probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 9 blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 9 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 89-81


Vigor collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Vigor grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vigor lands a series of punches to the head.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 9 jolts Vigor with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 9 takes charge with a flurry of shots to the chest. Vigor is hurt!
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Vigor attempts a barrage of right blows to the head, but Dorkness 9 escapes.
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+Dorkness 9 tosses a nasty hook to the chest. Vigor sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Vigor hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vigor tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Vigor attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 9 covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Vigor landed 7 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 99-90


Vigor can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Vigor is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 9 connects with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus. Vigor seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 9 tags Vigor with a cross to the chest. Vigor doesn't seem bothered. Dorkness 9 drops his guard and pounds away! Vigor can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 9 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Vigor can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Vigor 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Vigor 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Vigor 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Vigor 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 wins by a technical knockout!