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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Rest Area by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-112, 114-113.

Match Wednesday, February 03, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Rest Area!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest takes charge with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 launches a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Rest hits with a series of vicious shots to the mouth! Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Rest with a series of heavy blows to the stomach. Rest seems wobbly!
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+Rest lashes out with a series of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Rest Area landed 19 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rest doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rest paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Rest deftly avoits it.
+Rest suprises Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the eye.
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+Rest fires a straight right to the face.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rest smacks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rest catches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the temple.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Rest pounds Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging blows to the eye. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Rest deftly avoits it.
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+Rest pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Rest with a pair of powerful blows to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Rest Area landed 38 of 49 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rest doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rest wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Rest paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Rest lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Rest slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Rest lands a pair of strong punches to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Rest with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Rest annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Rest blocks.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rest scores with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Rest Area landed 28 of 38 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rest doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
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+Rest throws a series of powerful shots to the stomach. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Rest attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the chest!
+Rest catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Rest escapes.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
+Rest wallops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Rest with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Rest is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Rest Area landed 26 of 31 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Rest deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Rest with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a hook to the stomach, but Rest escapes.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Rest with a series of heavy shots to the chest. Rest quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of shots to the stomach. Rest ignores it.
+Dorkness 5 strikes with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 47 punches, and Rest Area landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Rest takes it in the forearms.
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+Rest takes charge with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Rest drills Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick punches to the chest!
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-Rest tries a jab to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 51 punches, and Rest Area landed 21 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rest throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Rest leaps aside.
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+Rest tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Rest with a loud uppercut to the chest.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rest punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of blows to the chest, but Rest steps aside and laughs.
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Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Rest hits with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Rest lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but Rest hides behind his gloves.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Rest with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Rest escapes.
Rest tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Rest with a pair of painful blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 49 punches, and Rest Area landed 30 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Rest belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
+Rest staggers Dorkness 5 with a series of off balance punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rest hammers Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face.
+Rest lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Rest with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Rest throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Rest with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Rest with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Rest throws a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Rest attacks with a series of mean punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Rest with a pair of mean punches to the chest!! Rest gets mad!
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+Rest fires a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 5 charges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Rest beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rest throws a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 38 punches, and Rest Area landed 42 of 42 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

Rest Area is winning the fight 77-76


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Rest hits with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
+Rest tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Rest annoys Dorkness 5 with a pair of off balance punches to the face!
+Rest hits with a glancing cross to the face. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Rest blocks.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of punches to the face.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Rest with a solid roundhouse to the jaw. Rest laughs!
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Rest is knocked out of the ring!!

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Rest struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Rest deftly avoits it.
+Rest staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Rest pummels Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Rest with a glancing uppercut to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 49 punches, and Rest Area landed 31 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 86-85


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rest is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Rest jolts Dorkness 5 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Rest lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkness 5 paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Rest narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Rest steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of nice blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Rest punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a right cross to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Rest attacks with a barrage of punches to the head!
+Dorkness 5 rocks Rest with a hook to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Rest pops Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rest belts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Rest punches Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Rest hits with a barrage of punches to the head!!
+Rest fires a stiff jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Rest Area landed 41 of 51 punches.

Rest Area won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rest is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rest fires a loud left to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Rest scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Rest retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a nasty hook to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but Rest ducks just in time.
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+Rest fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Rest whacks Dorkness 5 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Rest with a volley of hard shots to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Rest Area landed 32 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 105-104


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rest is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 5 is brawling. (inside)
Rest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rest grazes Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Rest tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 5 hits Rest with a flurry of vicious punches to the head. Rest sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Rest strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
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+Rest grazes Dorkness 5 with a jab to the temple.
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+Rest hits with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Rest connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Rest pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Rest jolts Dorkness 5 with a volley of off balance shots to the temple.
+Rest scores with a series of mean punches to the mouth! Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 5 hits Rest with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple!! Rest backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a beautiful blow to the head and Rest is knocked down!!

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Rest struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rest hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Rest with a series of blows to the temple!!
-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
+Rest slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the head.
-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Rest throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Rest scores with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 47 punches, and Rest Area landed 60 of 60 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 115-112


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rest looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 10: Rest Area 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 10: Rest Area 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 114-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rest Area 10-9
Round 2: Rest Area 10-9
Round 3: Rest Area 10-9
Round 4: Rest Area 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Rest Area 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 10: Rest Area 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 114-113

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by decision!


          

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