Public Fight Report

(Heavyweight) Big Lurch defeated BOT-159822 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, January 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 607 pounds (275 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 412 pounds (187 kilograms) is BOT-159822!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch attacks with a series of punches to the head.
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+Lurch tosses a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
+Bot-159822 hits with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.
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+Lurch shakes Bot-159822 with a flurry of punches to the eye. Bot-159822 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-159822 tags Lurch with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch lands a vicious uppercut to the eye.
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+Lurch strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-159822 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-159822 attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Bot-159822 charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lurch hides behind his gloves.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch suprises Bot-159822 with a barrage of glancing punches to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 30 of 30 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 10-9

Lurch doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159822 doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-159822 solidly lands a pair of light blows to the chest!
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch belts Bot-159822 with a volley of nasty blows to the ribs. Bot-159822 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lurch tosses a series of strong punches to the stomach. Bot-159822 covers up.
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+Lurch fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Bot-159822 quickly recovers.
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+Lurch lands a series of solid punches to the ribs. Bot-159822 covers up.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-159822 attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Lurch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-159822 hits with a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus! Lurch retreats to the far corner.
+Lurch suprises Bot-159822 with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 29 of 29 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 12 of 25 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 20-18

Lurch doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159822 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 3

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lurch fires a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-159822 attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Lurch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lurch tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Lurch hits Bot-159822 with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-159822 fires a series of punches to the chest, but Lurch deftly avoits it.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch thumps Bot-159822 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 probes with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Lurch pounds Bot-159822 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-159822 drills Lurch with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 30 of 33 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 30-27

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159822 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 4

Lurch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Bot-159822 attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Bot-159822 paws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Lurch connects with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Lurch escapes.
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+Bot-159822 backs up Lurch with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. Lurch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-159822 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 9 of 25 punches.

BOT-159822 won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 39-37

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159822 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 5

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-159822 connects with a pair of loud punches to the ribs!
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-Bot-159822 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch catches Bot-159822 with a pair of light shots to the chest.
+Lurch hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch throws a barrage of blows to the ribs!
+Lurch staggers Bot-159822 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
+Lurch nails Bot-159822 with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach!
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+Bot-159822 hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Lurch punches Bot-159822 with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Lurch tags Bot-159822 with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lurch connects with a vicious left to the ribs.
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-Bot-159822 fires a left right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 30 of 30 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 49-46

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159822 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 6

Lurch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-159822 wallops Lurch with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Lurch steps aside.
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+Lurch annoys Bot-159822 with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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-Bot-159822 probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Lurch backs out of it.
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+Bot-159822 lands a hook to the solar plexus! Lurch backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 8 of 9 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 9 of 25 punches.

BOT-159822 won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 58-56

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159822 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 7

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lurch wallops Bot-159822 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lurch wakes up the fans with a series of painful punches to the stomach! Bot-159822 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Lurch attacks with a painful straight right to the ribs. Bot-159822 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lurch solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the chest. Bot-159822 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-159822 throws a painful straight right to the stomach. Lurch seems wobbly!
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+Lurch pops Bot-159822 with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Bot-159822 is hurt!
+Lurch suprises Bot-159822 with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-159822 lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch smacks Bot-159822 with a jab to the stomach!
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-159822 stuns Lurch with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-159822 attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Lurch ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 32 of 32 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 68-65

Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159822 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 8

Lurch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-159822 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bot-159822 attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-159822 whacks Lurch with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Lurch gets mad!
Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bot-159822 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159822 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Lurch connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin!! Bot-159822 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-159822 landed 8 of 25 punches.

BOT-159822 won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 77-75

Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159822 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 9

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159822 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Lurch drills Bot-159822 with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
Lurch lands a quick uppercut and Bot-159822's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Big Lurch wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lurch is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Bot-159822 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: BOT-159822 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: BOT-159822 10-9

Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 5: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 6: BOT-159822 10-9
Round 7: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 8: BOT-159822 10-9

Big Lurch wins by a knockout!