Public Fight Report
(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Bant ZWIP Dancer by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Monday, January 18, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bant ZWIP Dancer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dancer tosses a nice right to the head!!
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+Dancer punches Dorkness 1 with a loud straight right to the eye.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Dancer with a hook to the ribs. Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancer takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dancer escapes.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Dancer with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer thumps Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Dancer scores with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Bant ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Bant ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9
Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest!
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer lashes out with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dancer annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Dancer jolts Dorkness 1 with a jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dancer hits with a jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 32 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 28 punches.
Bant ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Bant ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer covers himself well.
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+Dancer staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a pair of heavy shots to the ribs!
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+Dancer stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dancer connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dancer lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dancer lands a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+Dancer solidly lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 29 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Bant ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9
Bant ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Dancer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dancer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dancer grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Bant ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 39-37
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hits Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer smacks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Dancer lands a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer strikes with a series of solid punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a quick hook to the solar plexus!
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+Dancer wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 28 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Bant ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 48-47
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Dancer hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Dancer scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Dancer with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer fires a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dancer clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!
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+Dancer hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 nails Dancer with a flurry of wild punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+Dancer hits with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 28 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 20 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 1 launches a left to the head, but Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a uppercut to the head, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Dancer with a wild uppercut to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Dancer with a pair of blows to the mouth. Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dancer connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 20 of 49 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 67-66
Dancer is obviously tired.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Dancer ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer backs out of it.
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+Dancer connects with a series of wild punches to the temple.
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+Dancer hits with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Dancer tags Dorkness 1 with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Dancer with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer lands a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bant ZWIP Dancer landed 33 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 37 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 77-76
Dancer is slowing down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
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+Dancer belts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
+Dancer connects with a solid jab to the chin.
+Dancer hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 tags Dancer with a volley of painful blows to the face.
+Dancer backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose!
+Dorkness 1 annoys Dancer with a pair of strong shots to the nose.
+Dancer attacks with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Dancer with a volley of hard blows to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful left blow to the head and Dancer falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dancer looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Bant ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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