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(Strawweight) Fallout 4 defeated hahahaman by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Monday, January 11, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Fallout 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 4 probes with a flurry of right uppercuts to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Hahahaman smashes Fallout 4 with a jab to the solar plexus. Fallout 4 quickly recovers.
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-Fallout 4 launches a series of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Fallout 4 fires a barrage of light crosses to the mouth.
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+Hahahaman punches Fallout 4 with a solid uppercut to the nose!
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-Fallout 4 probes with a barrage of roundhouses to the face, but only hits air.
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+Fallout 4 attacks with a barrage of roundhouses to the chin.
Fallout 4 lands a slow motion left hook and Hahahaman lands flat on his back!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 4 throws a barrage of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 10 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 10-8


Fallout 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

+Hahahaman hammers Fallout 4 with a volley of quick blows to the face. Fallout 4 ignores it.
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+Fallout 4 pokes Hahahaman with a barrage of hooks to the mouth!
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-Fallout 4 lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Fallout 4 tries to land a pair of blows to the mouth, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a series of crosses to the mouth, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Fallout 4 launches a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
-Fallout 4 throws a barrage of right hooks to the face, but misses.
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+Fallout 4 wallops Hahahaman with a series of punches to the head.
Fallout 4 lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Hahahaman goes down!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 4 lunges with a flurry of right crosses to the jaw, but misses.
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-Fallout 4 attacks with a left punch to the mouth, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Hahahaman staggers Fallout 4 with a flurry of punches to the nose. Fallout 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 10 of 39 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 20-16


Fallout 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 4 fires a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a flurry of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Fallout 4 fires a flurry of left uppercuts to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hahahaman slams Fallout 4 with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Fallout 4 punches Hahahaman with a series of heavy blows to the jaw.
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-Fallout 4 tries to land a series of shots to the temple, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a barrage of left uppercuts to the jaw, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
+Fallout 4 hits with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the chin. Hahahaman doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 11 of 43 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-9

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 30-25


Fallout 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Hahahaman nails Fallout 4 with a volley of roundhouses to the head. Fallout 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Fallout 4 solidly lands a barrage of off balance hooks to the temple. Hahahaman quickly recovers.
-Fallout 4 probes with a right hook to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Fallout 4 strikes with a barrage of nasty crosses to the mouth.
Fallout 4 lands a resounding punch in the nose and Hahahaman falls to the canvas!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hahahaman throws a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a barrage of right shots to the head, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Fallout 4 tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 9 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 9 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 40-33


Fallout 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

-Fallout 4 paws a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
-Fallout 4 probes with a barrage of hooks to the head, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
-Fallout 4 charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
+Hahahaman attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Fallout 4 pounds Hahahaman with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Fallout 4 pummels Hahahaman with a left to the mouth. Hahahaman quickly recovers.
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+Fallout 4 jolts Hahahaman with a cross to the temple.
Fallout 4 lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Hahahaman is knocked out of the ring!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hahahaman attacks with a jab to the chest.
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-Fallout 4 paws a left to the eye, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Fallout 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Fallout 4 fires a volley of shots to the eye, but Hahahaman blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 10 of 43 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 50-41


Fallout 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

+Fallout 4 whacks Hahahaman with a quick left to the head. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Fallout 4 fires a series of shots to the face, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Fallout 4 fires a flurry of right blows to the face, but misses.
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+Fallout 4 nails Hahahaman with a volley of quick crosses to the nose.
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+Hahahaman catches Fallout 4 with a jab to the face.
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-Fallout 4 throws a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Fallout 4 hurts Hahahaman with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Fallout 4 lunges with a right punch to the temple, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 10 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-9

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 60-50


Fallout 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 4 throws a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Fallout 4 annoys Hahahaman with a barrage of uppercuts to the face.
Fallout 4 lands a brutal blow to the temple and Hahahaman goes down!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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+Hahahaman hits Fallout 4 with a straight right to the face.
-Fallout 4 paws a series of left punches to the face, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Fallout 4 lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters circle.
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+Fallout 4 fires a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Hahahaman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-Fallout 4 tries a right hook to the chin, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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+Fallout 4 hammers Hahahaman with a barrage of light blows to the head.
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-Fallout 4 lashes out with a series of right hooks to the nose, but Hahahaman ducks.
+Hahahaman fires a punch to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 11 of 41 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 70-58


Fallout 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Fallout 4 punches Hahahaman with a volley of heavy crosses to the mouth.
Fallout 4 lands a cruel right haymaker and Hahahaman's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Hahahaman ducks.
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+Hahahaman shakes Fallout 4 with a series of hard blows to the chin.
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+Fallout 4 slams Hahahaman with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. Hahahaman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Fallout 4 charges with a right cross to the nose, but misses.
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-Fallout 4 throws a left sweeping right to the nose, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a pair of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Fallout 4 fires a pair of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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+Hahahaman hammers Fallout 4 with a pair of quick blows to the chin. Fallout 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters study each other.
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-Fallout 4 attacks with a barrage of right hooks to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Fallout 4 suprises Hahahaman with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
-Fallout 4 tries to land a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 11 of 38 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 80-66


Fallout 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 4 attacks with a right jab to the nose, but Hahahaman escapes.
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+Hahahaman pokes Fallout 4 with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Fallout 4 quickly recovers.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
+Hahahaman tosses a barrage of furious blows to the eye. Fallout 4 is hurt!
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-Fallout 4 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Fallout 4 takes charge with a series of loud shots to the mouth.
Fallout 4 lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Hahahaman's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Fallout 4 catches Hahahaman with a pair of wild hooks to the mouth.
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-Fallout 4 fires a volley of left uppercuts to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but Hahahaman ducks.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 9 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-8

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 90-74


Fallout 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Fallout 4 attacks with a flurry of quick uppercuts to the mouth.
+Hahahaman attacks with a pair of painful blows to the mouth. Fallout 4 retreats to the far corner.
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-Fallout 4 lashes out with a hook to the chin, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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+Fallout 4 smacks Hahahaman with a off balance roundhouse to the chin!!
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-Fallout 4 fires a right punch to the eye, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Fallout 4 charges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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-Fallout 4 probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
-Fallout 4 tries a punch to the temple, but Hahahaman blocks.
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+Fallout 4 hits with a barrage of heavy roundhouses to the head.
Fallout 4 lands a brutal right blow to the head and Hahahaman is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hahahaman tags Fallout 4 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Hahahaman lands a volley of glancing shots to the face!!
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+Fallout 4 pummels Hahahaman with a series of heavy shots to the face! Hahahaman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Fallout 4 lands a tremendous left haymaker and Hahahaman lands flat on his back!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Fallout 4 tries to land a barrage of hooks to the eye, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
-Fallout 4 charges with a jab to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 4 landed 12 of 39 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches.

Fallout 4 won the round 10-7

Fallout 4 is winning the fight 100-81


Fallout 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Fallout 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

-Fallout 4 lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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+Hahahaman fires a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Fallout 4 tosses a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Fallout 4 launches a pair of left shots to the chin, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
-Fallout 4 probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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+Fallout 4 punches Hahahaman with a series of punches to the chin.
Fallout 4 lands a well placed right haymaker and Hahahaman's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 4 attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Fallout 4 punches Hahahaman with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
Fallout 4 lands a lightning blow to the head and Hahahaman is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Fallout 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Fallout 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 3: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 5: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 7: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 8: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 9: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 10: Fallout 4 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 3: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 5: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 7: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 8: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 9: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 10: Fallout 4 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 3: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 5: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 4 10-9
Round 7: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 8: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 9: Fallout 4 10-8
Round 10: Fallout 4 10-7

Fallout 4 wins by a knockout!