Public Fight Report

Looking for public report # 1004100 on local file system...
(Flyweight) White Lion defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Monday, January 04, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is White Lion!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

White tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of strong combinations to the jaw.
...
...
+White hits with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White staggers Dorkness 1 with a heavy combination to the eye.
...
...
...
+White throws a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
White lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 shakes White with a series of combinations to the eye.
...
...
...
+White throws Dorkness 1 with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Dorkness 1 suprises White with a barrage of powerful blows to the face.
...
...
+White staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding shots to the head.
White lands a brutal blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White connects with a flurry of nasty combinations to the nose. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
...
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of shots to the nose.
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 1 whacks White with a volley of shots to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 fires White with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+White hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 laughs!
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the face, but White ties him up.
...
...
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
+White annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkness 1 wallops White with a pair of heavy shots to the eye. White seems wobbly!
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and White hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 24 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-9

White Lion is winning the fight 10-9


White doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 2

White tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 jolts White with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+White lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple! Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
...
...
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of blows to the head!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkness 1 belts White with a barrage of strong blows to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning haymaker and White's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+White staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud shots to the temple. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+White hits with a loud uppercut to the mouth.
White lands a resounding blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+White throws a pair of combinations to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 smashes White with a volley of vicious punches to the head!! White gets mad!
+Dorkness 1 pops White with a pair of loud shots to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw!
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right blow to the temple and White is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
-White attacks with a barrage of shots to the head, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
-White lunges with a straight right to the face, but misses.
+White solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
...
...
...
...
...
+White lands a pair of combinations to the chin.
...
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of solid blows to the face.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL
White remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 1 continue the fight! White Lion wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-9

White Lion wins by a technical knockout!


          

Who's Online?