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(Flyweight) White Lion defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, December 28, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is White Lion!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
White clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stiff blows to the chin.
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+White pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers White with a volley of mean punches to the temple. White retreats to the far corner.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags White with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth. White gets mad!
+White fires a stiff left to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
+White hits with a barrage of stiff shots to the face.
White lands a terrific right hook and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White jolts Dorkness 1 with a series of shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of blows to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right uppercut and White drops like a stone!!

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White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+White belts Dorkness 1 with a furious hook to the mouth.
+White lands Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 slams White with a series of nasty blows to the temple.
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+White attacks with a flurry of solid blows to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 grazes White with a barrage of off balance shots to the jaw. White gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal haymaker and White's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 23 punches, and White Lion landed 19 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

White doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
White clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+White hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance blows to the temple. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+White throws a pair of shots to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+White hits with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 16 punches, and White Lion landed 17 of 23 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.

White remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
White clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 annoys White with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus.
-White tries a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+White wakes up the fans with a flurry of loud shots to the nose!!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 annoys White with a barrage of wild blows to the stomach.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-White throws a pair of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White catches Dorkness 1 with a painful right to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but White hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks White with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

White grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 1 continue the fight! White Lion wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: White Lion 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: White Lion 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: White Lion 10-9

White Lion wins by a technical knockout!


          

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