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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated White Lion by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, December 21, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is White Lion!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

White tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White slams Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers White with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+White staggers Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the head. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
White lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+White smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches White with a volley of punches to the stomach. White gets mad!
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
+White wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard shots to the head.
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+White catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 21 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 15 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-8

White Lion is winning the fight 10-8


White doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 2

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White tattoos Dorkness 1 with a left to the temple.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+White attacks with a pair of glancing combinations to the nose.
-White probes with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a stinging jab to the stomach.
+White smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds White with a series of blows to the solar plexus. White grimaces in pain.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the head.
White lands a devestating left hook and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+White hits with a series of combinations to the face.
White lands a slow motion punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 goes down!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+White pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+White attacks with Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 pops White with a series of punches to the stomach.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 22 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 16 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-7

White Lion is winning the fight 20-15


White remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises White with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. White ignores it.
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+White scores with a barrage of combinations to the jaw!
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-White tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White smashes Dorkness 1 with a light uppercut to the temple.
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+White attacks with a pair of furious combinations to the chin.
White lands a terrific right blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+White fires a light roundhouse to the mouth.
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+White fires a barrage of solid combinations to the head!
White lands a powerful left haymaker and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+White smacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 shakes White with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 24 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 15 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-7

White Lion is winning the fight 30-22


White grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White fires a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of punches to the ribs!!
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White grazes Dorkness 1 with a solid sweeping right to the temple.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 1 hurts White with a pair of furious shots to the ribs. White covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks White with a barrage of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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+White hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye!
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-White attempts a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+White wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty combinations to the jaw.
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+White slams Dorkness 1 with a mean jab to the eye. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
White lands a cruel blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 23 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 17 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-8

White Lion is winning the fight 40-30


White is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-White attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 belts White with a pair of blows to the ribs.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+White lands a series of furious blows to the temple.
White lands a quick smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 collapses!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a glancing uppercut to the stomach! White is hurt!
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-White throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+White whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of shots to the chin.
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+White slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White takes charge with a glancing right to the head. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+White annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy combinations to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 20 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 18 punches.

White Lion won the round 10-8

White Lion is winning the fight 50-38


White is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 catches White with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 catches White with a series of glancing punches to the ribs!! White ignores it.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of loud punches to the chest. White sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the temple. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-White probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-White attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
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+White grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging combinations to the face!!
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White throws a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 17 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

White Lion is winning the fight 59-48


White collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 smashes White with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+White drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-White probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-White tries a pair of left combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden blow to the temple and White drops like a stone!!

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White struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks White with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+White fires a off balance cross to the eye. Dorkness 1 laughs!
White lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 drills White with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
+White suprises Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the nose.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the chin.
+White hits with a barrage of nice combinations to the mouth.
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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+White hits with a jab to the mouth.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

White Lion landed 17 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 28 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

White Lion is winning the fight 68-58


White can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

White bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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White tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 smacks White with a pair of wild blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a series of quick combinations to the ribs! Dorkness 1 is jabbing and laughing! White falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
White can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-8
Round 2: White Lion 10-7
Round 3: White Lion 10-7
Round 4: White Lion 10-8
Round 5: White Lion 10-8
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-8
Round 2: White Lion 10-7
Round 3: White Lion 10-7
Round 4: White Lion 10-8
Round 5: White Lion 10-8
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: White Lion 10-8
Round 2: White Lion 10-7
Round 3: White Lion 10-7
Round 4: White Lion 10-8
Round 5: White Lion 10-8
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!


          

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