Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 9 defeated Arie Haan by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Monday, November 30, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Arie Haan!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 9!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 9 fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but Arie blocks.
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+Dorkness 9 stuns Arie with a series of nasty blows to the jaw!
Dorkness 9 lands a beautiful blow to the head and Arie collapses!!
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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Arie takes charge with a series of heavy shots to the head.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 connects with a nasty left to the temple.
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+Dorkness 9 hurts Arie with a low blow! The audience is howling!
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie hits with a flurry of strong blows to the chin.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 fires a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Arie connects with a pair of blows to the jaw!
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie tattoos Dorkness 9 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Arie backs up Dorkness 9 with a flurry of nasty shots to the chin. Dorkness 9 retreats to the far corner.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Arie tags Dorkness 9 with a series of stinging shots to the eye.
-Dorkness 9 attempts a hook to the chin, but Arie takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 9 tags Arie with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 9 lands a cruel blow to the head and Arie goes down!!
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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 22 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 12 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 10-7
Arie doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 9 annoys Arie with a volley of mean blows to the chest!!
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+Arie fires a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie staggers Dorkness 9 with a pair of strong blows to the ribs.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie hits with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Arie belts Dorkness 9 with a pair of hard shots to the chest.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 20 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 15 punches.
Arie Haan won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 19-17
Arie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Arie pummels Dorkness 9 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 lands a light hook to the chest.
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+Arie hurts Dorkness 9 with a series of mean blows to the stomach!!
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+Arie connects with a strong cross to the ribs! Dorkness 9 backpedals to his own corner.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Arie covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 19 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 21 punches.
Arie Haan won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 28-27
Arie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Arie grazes Dorkness 9 with a series of hard shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 9 tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 tattoos Arie with a commanding right to the chest.
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+Arie takes charge with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 9 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 9 grazes Arie with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Arie doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie hits with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Arie blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 38-36
Arie is obviously tired.
Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie paws a volley of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 9 quickly backs away.
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+Arie staggers Dorkness 9 with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 strikes with a pair of painful blows to the chest. Arie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie lands a series of glancing punches to the chest. Dorkness 9 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 48-45
Arie is slowing down.
Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Arie shakes Dorkness 9 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 lands a left to the chest.
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+Arie jolts Dorkness 9 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Arie catches Dorkness 9 with a series of stinging blows to the ribs!
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 9 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 9 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 20 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 58-54
Arie is slowing down.
Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie annoys Dorkness 9 with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 9 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 9 hits with a uppercut to the ribs.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Arie throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 9 covers himself well.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie clocks Dorkness 9 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 backpedals to his own corner.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 14 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 68-63
Arie looks exhausted.
Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Arie grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie punches Dorkness 9 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 tattoos Arie with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie attacks with a right roundhouse to the face, but Dorkness 9 escapes.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie annoys Dorkness 9 with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 9 attacks with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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+Arie scores with a volley of light punches to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Arie Haan landed 17 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 15 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 78-72
Arie receives medical attention from his trainer.
Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Arie grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 9 covers himself well.
-Dorkness 9 tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie staggers Dorkness 9 with a barrage of quick shots to the nose.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie clocks Dorkness 9 with a pair of painful punches to the nose!!
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-Arie launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but Dorkness 9 steps aside and laughs.
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+Arie hits with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 9 annoys Arie with a volley of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 throws a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus!!
Dorkness 9 lands a powerful right hook and Arie goes over backwards!!
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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 pops Arie with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 9 tags Arie with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 9 lands a mighty right blow to the head and Arie falls to the canvas!!
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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Arie tries a barrage of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 9 whacks Arie with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 is jabbing and laughing! Arie collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 9 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Arie can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-7
Round 2: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 3: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-7
Round 2: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 3: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 4: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-7
Round 2: Arie Haan 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Army of Dorkness 9 wins by a technical knockout!
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