Redneck's
Revenge!
12/3/03
Congrats
Kenny KO! for winning the tournament!
Prize for
disqualifications - lucky strike
Most Draws -
Small Gym on the Corner
Please,
everyone check their records for wins vs "S4B" managers. Most wins gets a prize.
Magicus is the leader with 4 at last count. I'll hold off till Monday next week to see if
anyone else has more.
Thanks
everyone for participating!
Remember
- there's still a $10 prize for any redneck or fledgling fly that WINS a world
cham-peen-ship!
RULES!!
Standings
$1 credits have been
awarded to the following Gyms for their Redneck Names:
Lightnin - First
manager to use the same name "Ray Ray"
Small Gym - Really
really close to the same, "Jimmy James"
Battlin Bectel -
Being the first to use THREE names "Billy Joe Bob"
Mastermind - Being
the first to use 4 names, AND being all biblical - "Mathew Mark Luke John"
And Times Square -
For what I felt was the most bona-fide Redneck name - "Cleetus Yosemite"
There are alot of
other good redneck names out there, but I can't pay EVERYONE to be part of the tourney!
There's another side
contest going on here too now. The manager who gets the most victories over other managers
who have "Sluggin For Blood" fighters will get 5 bucks. You do NOT have to be in
the S4B tournament to win this. It will also be a nightmare for me to keep track on this
one, so please, check and see if your opponents have S4B fighters, and keep a running tab.
Write in your results in the letters.
Yes, you might be a
redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Well, it's
time to start a new contest, Redneck's Revenge. We're gonna kick-start that puny Flyweight
Division with a small contest. Why the Flyweights? 'Cuz it's the easiest one to spell, and
us rednecks ain't fond of spellin!
Now for those of you
who aren't getting the humor of the whole "redneck" thing, here are some quotes
by the worlds best known redneck, Jeff Foxworthy.
You might be a
redneck if:
Your state's got a
new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has
the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
Your sister is the
third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien
abduction.
If you can burp and
say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
You believe dual air
bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You were acquitted
for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
Your grandfather
died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
The people on Jerry
Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
You use a weedeater
in your living room.
Fifth grade was the
best six years of your life.