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(Featherweight) Golden Dork V defeated Hada Spy Patrol by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, August 28, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Golden Dork V!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Hada Spy Patrol!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Patrol is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Patrol wallops Dork V with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Patrol tattoos Dork V with a series of punches to the head.
+Dork V thumps Patrol with a quick left to the ribs!!
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+Dork V staggers Patrol with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Patrol takes charge with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Dork V punches Patrol with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V slams Patrol with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Patrol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dork V fires a flurry of light punches to the ribs!
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+Patrol thumps Dork V with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Dork V laughs!
+Patrol hits Dork V with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth!
+Patrol tosses a series of punches to the chin.
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+Patrol whacks Dork V with a flurry of punches to the nose. Dork V covers up.
+Dork V attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Patrol falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 34 of 40 punches, and Hada Spy Patrol landed 28 of 33 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 10-9


Dork V doesn't want to stop fighting!

Patrol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Patrol is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Patrol hits Dork V with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Dork V quickly recovers.
+Patrol tattoos Dork V with a series of loud punches to the face. Dork V sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dork V throws a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Patrol grazes Dork V with a volley of nice punches to the nose. Dork V beats a hasty retreat.
+Dork V grazes Patrol with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Dork V wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dork V nails Patrol with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Patrol throws a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Dork V lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Patrol smashes Dork V with a series of quick punches to the nose. Dork V is hurt!
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+Dork V hammers Patrol with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Patrol seems wobbly!
+Patrol lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Patrol stuns Dork V with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Patrol hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Dork V jars Patrol with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs!
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+Dork V belts Patrol with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Patrol hits with a jab to the jaw.
+Patrol belts Dork V with a series of furious punches to the face.
+Dork V fires a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Dork V wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Patrol hits Dork V with a flurry of solid punches to the head!! Dork V asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 35 of 35 punches, and Hada Spy Patrol landed 53 of 59 punches.

Hada Spy Patrol won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dork V doesn't want to stop fighting!

Patrol is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Dork V tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Patrol is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dork V fires a jab to the stomach.
+Patrol fires a series of vicious punches to the head. Dork V retreats to the far corner.
+Patrol thumps Dork V with a volley of stiff combinations to the chest.
+Dork V drills Patrol with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Dork V tags Patrol with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
Dork V lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Patrol staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Patrol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patrol smacks Dork V with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Patrol stuns Dork V with a powerful left to the nose.
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+Patrol whacks Dork V with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Dork V staggers Patrol with a flurry of painful combinations to the ribs.
+Patrol lands a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
+Patrol fires a pair of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Patrol smacks Dork V with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Dork V pokes Patrol with a pair of combinations to the stomach!
Dork V lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Patrol goes down!!

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He's Out!
Golden Dork V wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dork V doesn't even want to rest!

Patrol can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Hada Spy Patrol 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Hada Spy Patrol 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Hada Spy Patrol 10-9

Golden Dork V wins by a knockout!